Daily Joke: Famous Footballer Surprises His Teammates with a New Thermos

One day a famous footballer was doing some shopping when he walked into a home and kitchenware store and saw a cylindrical metal object that really piqued his interest.

So he took the object to a sales assistant and asked, "What's this?"

She responded, "It is a thermos flask."

"Oh, okay," responded the footballer, "What does it do?"

The woman said, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

The footballer was amazed by the flask and decided to buy it. The next week, he filled it up and took it with him to practice. He showed it to his teammates, and one of them asked, "So what does it do?"

The footballer proudly responded, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

His teammates were stunned. They had never seen a thermos before. So another teammate asked, "So what did you put in it today?"

The footballer said, "Two cups of coffee and a strawberry ice cream!"

Well, that's not really how a thermos works! If you need another laugh, check out the following joke about a thermos!

THE BEST INVENTION

A local reporter was interviewing people, asking them what the best invention of the 20th century was. The reporter first asked a man, and he explained that it was a TV because he could watch sports live from the comfort of his home.

Then a woman shared her answer. "The best invention is obviously the washing machine. I can now wash clothing so easily, unlike my grandmother who had to wash clothes with a washboard in the bathtub!"

Next, the reporter posed the question to a homeless man. He thought about the question for a couple of minutes and then said, "The best invention has to be a thermos!"

The reporter asked, "Why a thermos?"

The homeless man responded, "Because it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

The reporter, surprised by the man's answer, asked, "Yeah, but what's so good about that?"

The homeless man then said, "Well, how does it know?!"

Hmm, that's a good question. If you need another chuckle, check out this joke about a homeless man who went through many changes in one week!

Source: Startsat60 and Upjoke.