Daily Joke: Mom Attends Her Daughter’s Presidential Inauguration

A mother attended one of the most memorable events in the country after her daughter, a Jewish woman, made groundbreaking history as the first woman to become president.

A few weeks before the inauguration, the newly elected female president phoned her mother, who was hours away in another town. She excitedly reminded her mother of the date and asked if she would make it.

However, her mother explained that she would miss the event because of the distance — it was a 10-hour drive to New York, and her husband was too old to be on the road. She added her health issues as another reason to miss the big day. Her daughter's response was:

"Don't worry about it, Mom. I'll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home. And a limousine will pick you up at your door."

Within a few seconds, the woman came up with a different excuse for why she would not be present. She told the POTUS to-be that it was nearly impossible to select a good outfit, especially since the crowd at the inauguration would be so fancy-schmancy.

This didn't bother the politician who assured her mother that the best designer in town would tailor her outfit. However, for the older adult, there was one more thing that could hinder her attendance. She admitted not being used to eating the cuisines of the rich, high, and mighty. Her daughter then said:

"Don't worry, Mom. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in New York. It's Kosher all the way Mom, I really want you to come."

In the end, the mother reluctantly agreed to be present at the inauguration of her daughter. Then, on D-Day, as her daughter was being sworn into office, the woman sat in the front row seat, next to other politicians.

As the crowd rose to cheer her, the president's mother leaned over to a senator by her right and whispered, "You see that woman over there with her hand on the Torah, becoming the President of the United States?" The man nodded. Proudly, the woman said, "Her brother is a doctor."

ANOTHER POLITICIAN JOKE

An unpopular president who recently left office wanted a postage stamp. He asked that a postage stamp of international quality be issued with his picture on it. After a few days, the stamps were released, and he appeared satisfied.

Shortly after the release, people made few complaints that the stamps refused to stick correctly. The former president became angry and ordered an investigation.

Three days later, the authorities revealed the result of their investigation. They said the quality of the stamp was top-notch; the problem was that people spat on the wrong side.

If you liked this joke, read this one about a man who visits a barbershop to teach the barber a lesson.

Sources: Reddit, Upjoke