Daily Joke: Pharmacist Slaps Man's Face After He Asked for Medicine for Hiccups

One day, a man went to a pharmacy near his house in the middle of the night. He seemed rather disturbed by something and hurried inside as soon as he had parked his car along the road.

His wife also accompanied him, but he asked her to wait in the car and went inside alone. When he reached the counter, the pharmacist greeted him warmly and asked how he could help him.

"Do you have anything to cure hiccups?" asked the man.

The pharmacist looked at him but didn't say anything.

Once again, the man asked him the same question, thinking that perhaps he hadn't heard him the first time.

"Excuse me, I asked if you have anything for hiccups?" repeated the man.

Like the first time, the pharmacist stared at the man but didn't reply.

By now, the man was getting frustrated by the pharmacist's silence.

"Can you hear me? I'm looking for something for-"

However, before he could complete his sentence, the pharmacist leaned forward and planted a tight slap across his face.

"There, you're not hiccuping anymore, are you?" asked the pharmacist with a triumphant smile.

"No, but my wife waiting in the car is," retorted the man.

Make sure you don't repeat this method with anybody else!

ANOTHER JOKE ABOUT HICCUPS

A man returned home from work late at night and in a drunken state. Suddenly, he heard his cuckoo clock strike 4 in the morning, and it dawned upon him that he had promised his wife to be back before midnight.

He then thought of a plan to remedy the situation and decided to imitate the clock's sound a few more times, leaving the rest for his wife to figure out. To his surprise, his wife didn't budge all night and he fell sound asleep.

When he got up in the morning, he couldn't believe he slept like a baby, without any lectures or arguments from his wife. Just then, she handed him his bed tea, came to sit by his side, and said:

"Honey, you'll have to take the clock for repairs."

"Why is that?" asked the man. "It worked so nicely when I got home at eleven."

"Yeah, well, first the clock called four times, then seven more times, then it gave a burp, hit the wardrobe, and got some serious hiccups. That's not normal for a clock," replied the wife.

The wife's wisdom was truly unmatched!

Had fun reading these jokes? You might like this one about a pharmacist who went to have lunch one day, asking his assistant to deal with the customers. To his surprise, the assistant had prescribed laxatives to treat a customer's cough.

Source: Reddit, Upjoke