Daily Joke: Little Polar Bear Cub Asks His Mother a Series of Questions
One day, a baby polar bear was watching his mother as she searched for seals on the frozen ice cover. As soon as his mom was done with her food hunt, he looked at her innocently and with a curious expression.
Mother polar bear saw her baby's face, and immediately realized that something was bothering him, so she decided to ask him what was wrong.
"What's wrong baby? Did you fight with someone again?" asked the mother.
"No, I wanted to ask you something else. Mom, am I part Brown Bear?" said the baby.
"No dear, you're a polar bear," replied the mother.
"Okay, I just wanted to be sure," said the baby and then left.
The following day, the baby polar bear came back and sat by his mother's side.
"Mom, I just want to be clear here: am I part Black Bear?" asked the baby.
"No my son, you're a polar bear," said the mother.
"Okay, I just wanted to be clear," said the baby and then walked away.
The very next day, he returned and asked his mother the same question.
"Mom, I want to be absolutely and positively clear here: Am I part Grizzly?" asked the baby polar bear.
"No dear, you're not," answered the mother.
"Okay, then maybe I'm a Panda?" said the baby polar bear.
"No dear, you're a polar bear. But why are you asking me all this?" asked the mother.
"Because I'm freaking freezing!" yelled the baby polar bear.
No wonder the baby polar bear was so curious and kept questioning his mother!
ANOTHER JOKE ABOUT POLAR BEARS
In another joke, a polar bear who had inhabited the North Pole for 30 years decided he couldn't take the freezing cold anymore. So he started trekking towards a warmer region. First, he took a fishing boat to Canada, but to his dismay, it was still too cold there.
Then he tried living in Florida, but unfortunately, the heat was too much to bear for the poor polar bear. Eventually, he went to Ecuador and realized that even that was warmer compared to where he'd been.
So as he began settling down in Ecuador, a young man saw him going around the area one day. He was quick to greet the polar bear warmly, and said,
"Hello there, equator bear!"
Enjoyed reading these jokes? Here's another one that you might find funny, and this one's about a bear and rabbit who were walking through the forest one day. Suddenly, they discovered a magic golden frog who offered to grant them three wishes each.