Daily Joke: Kids Try to Figure Out a Method to Distinguish Their Two Pigs
Two children were given piglets by their parents. The brothers were excited about their gifts, but they had one issue: they did not know how to tell their piglets apart.
Curious, the younger one asked his older brother how they would differentiate their piglets, and he replied, “Well, how about we cut the tail off my piglet. That way the one with the tail is yours and the one without a tail is mine."
Excited at the suggestion, the brothers agreed, cut the tail off, and then set both piglets in a pen. However, after a while, their piglets began fighting, and the one without a tail ripped the tail off the other.
Quickly, the brothers separated their piglets and removed them from the pen. Saddened by this, the younger brother asked again how they would tell their pigs apart since their first idea seemed not to have worked.
After a pause, his brother said, "Well how about we cut the ear off my piglet? That way the one with the ears is yours and the one without an ear is mine."
The brothers felt it was a smart idea and went ahead with it. The older one cut his pig’s ear, and then both pigs were placed in a pen. However, they started fighting again, and the pig with one ear ripped one of the ears of the other.
Again, the brothers hurriedly separated their animals, but this time, the younger one was hugely disappointed. He asked his brother again what they would do to tell their piglets apart.
The older one then suggested that they cut off the leg of his piglet so that the one with complete legs would belong to the younger one while the one without a leg would belong to him, the older one.
It sounded like a good plan, so once again, they cut one leg off a pig, then set both piglets in the pen. But as usual, they began fighting, and the one without a leg ripped off a leg from the other.
Again, the brothers separated their piglets, and the younger one asked what they would do to tell them apart, but the older brother was fed up.
So, frustrated, he said, "You know what, screw it! Your piglet is the white one and mine is the black one!"
If you found this joke funny, you might like this one about a journalist who asked a farmer why his pig has two wooden legs.
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