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Daily Joke: Woman Strangely Segregates Nails before Hammering Them into Wood

Olowokandi Fiyin
Aug 27, 2021
10:20 P.M.
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Two female builders were working on a house one day. While hammering nails into a part close to the roof on different ladders, the first builder kept throwing some of the pins over her shoulder.


She would dip her hands into her nail pouch, take a nail, examine it, and either throw it away or nail it into the building. The second builder noticed this and wondered why she was acting strange.

She kept throwing some nails away till she found the perfect one | Photo: Shutterstock

She kept throwing some nails away till she found the perfect one | Photo: Shutterstock


She asked why her partner kept throwing some nails away. The first builder explained' "When I pull it out of my nail pouch and it's pointed toward me I throw it away. If it's pointed toward the house, then I use it!"

The other woman could not believe her partner's logic. Furious, she placed her hands at each corner of her lips, forming something that looked like a megaphone, and yelled:

"Don't throw away those nails that are pointed toward you! They're for the other side of the house!!"



A man was employed to decorate some parts of a new apartment. When he was done installing the carpet in one of the rooms, he reached into his pocket to grab his pack of cigarettes but it wasn't there.

As he looked around to see if he had dropped it, he discovered a lump in the middle of the room beneath the carpet and suspected it was his cigarette box. The man didn't want to undo the tacks on the carpet, so he came up with an idea.

Taking out his hammer, he smashed the object till it became flat. However, as he stood up and turned, he saw his employer walk into the room with a pack of cigarettes in one hand. The employer gave it to him and explained that he must have dropped it while working in the corridor.


With his cigarette in hand, the man wondered what was under the carpet, until he heard his employer say, "Now, if I could just find my kid's hamster that got out."

If you enjoyed this joke, you might find this one even more hilarious. It's about a poor student who went door to door seeking home jobs to do for her neighbor.

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