Blonde teaches lawyer not to judge a book by its cover
A lawyer was tricked by a blonde woman, whom he mistakenly judged based on the color of her hair. She taught him never to judge a book by its cover.
The world is full of labels and blondes tend to be categorized as mentally-challenged individuals. This viral joke proves that not all blondes are like that. Some blondes are actually wittier than other people with different hair colors.
The joke goes like this:
A blonde was traveling via plane from New York to California. On the plane, she was seated next to a lawyer.
The blonde was hoping to get a good nap since the flight was long and as she was about to close her eyes, the lawyer asked her if she wanted to play a fun game.
Since the blonde was really tired, she politely said no to the lawyer and faced the plane window.
Although, the lawyer was very persistent and explained that the game was easy. He said that he would ask her a question and if she didn’t know the answer, she would pay her five dollars and vice versa.
The blonde, having no interest in the game, once again declined and proceeded to take her nap.
The lawyer became agitated and changed the rules of the game. He said that he would still be paid five dollars but if he didn’t know the answer, he would pay the woman $500.
The new rule gave interest to the blonde and she also figured out that the lawyer was going to be persistent anyway and finally gave in.
The lawyer asked the first question. He said, “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”
The blonde, who had no idea what the answer was, remained silent and reached out for a five-dollar bill in her purse.
As she handed it to the lawyer, the lawyer told her it was her turn to ask the question.
The blonde asked the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?”
The lawyer was boggled by the question. He took out his laptop and searched for all his references and found nothing.
He also reached for the air phone and searched the Internet as well as the Library of Congress. Still, he found no such answer to such a bizarre question.
He also sent emails to his friends and colleagues in the hopes that they might have known the answer but no such luck.
Finally, after an hour of searching, he gave up, woke the woman up, and gave the blonde a five-hundred-dollar bill.
The blonde said, “Thank you,” and went back to sleep.
The lawyer was a little annoyed by that point. Once again, he woke the blonde up and asked her what the answer was.
The blonde remained silent and dipped into her purse, took out another five-dollar bill and gave it to the lawyer.
Well, that just proves that not all blondes have bird-brains. The blonde from the joke seemed very witty, don’t you think? For more funny jokes, visit our Twitter account, @amomama_usa.
Source: Uplifting Today