Top 3 jokes about sex on a first date that will make you rock with laughter

Mary Scott
Oct 26, 2018
06:13 A.M.

Sex is never as simple as ABC. If you’re in doubt, check out these jokes.


Bonus: You get to laugh your heart out while at it.


There's a bunch of doctors gathered together at a doctor's convention one night. A male doctor notices a female doctor from across the room. The female doctor notices also and the next thing you know, they're sitting next to each other by the end of dinner.

After dinner, the male asks the woman if she wants to go up to his hotel room.

''Sure,'' the woman says. ''Let me go wash my hands first.''

After she washes her hands, they have sex. After they are finished, she washes her hands again.


This is really starting to annoy the male doctor, so he says, ''You know, you must be a surgeon because you keep washing your hands.''

Angry at this remark, the woman says, ''Well, you must be an anesthesiologist, because I didn't feel a thing!''


There were these two people in a bar, a boy and a girl. They started talking and decided to go back to the guy's house. When they got there, the man took off his shirt and said, ''This is 1,000 pounds of dynamite.''

The girl was sweating.

Then he took off his pants and said, ''This is another 1,000 pounds of dynamite.''


By now, the girl wanted to jump on him. Then he took off his boxers, and the girl started to run for the door.

The guy asked, ''What's wrong? Where are you going?''

The girl said ''With 2,000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I thought you were going to blow.''


A man and a woman meet at a bar one day and are getting along really well.

They decide to go back to the woman's house where they engage in passionate lovemaking.

The woman suddenly cocks her ear and says, "Quick my husband just got home, go hide in the bathroom!"


So the man runs into the bathroom.

Her husband comes up into the bedroom and looks at her.

"Why are you naked?" he asks.

"Well, I heard you pull up outside, so I thought I would come up here and get ready for you."

"Okay," the man replies "I'll go get ready."

He goes into the bathroom before his wife can stop him and sees a naked man standing there clapping his hands.

"Who are you?" the man asks.

"I am from the exterminator company; your wife called me in to get rid of the moths you are having problems with."


The husband exclaims, "But you are naked!"

The man then looks down and jumps back in surprise.

"Those little idiots!"


Still in the mood for some laughter? Check out these five jokes about marriage and sex that adults would totally get.

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