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20 funny quotes about life you'd certainly like to keep in mind

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Nov 29, 2018
03:50 A.M.

These lines from some of the famous people in the world help us have a deeper understanding of our lives - but in a hilarious manner.

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Often, everyday work and stress get piled up in such a manner that we just can't figure out a way through of all that mess.

Well, it is in these times that we seek help from a more experienced or successful person, who can guide us or inspire us to live our life in a certain way.

While many successful people have created their own philosophies and theories about lives, there are some who have developed a humorous and light-hearted way of looking at life.

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Here are 20 such views on life that forces us to see the lighter side of it and help us bring a smile on our faces:

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I didn’t believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don’t.

- Woody Allen

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.

- Andy Borowitz

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

- Al McGuire

Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.

- David Brent

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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

- Groucho Marx

Life is a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

- Wilson Mizner

Life is a roller coaster ride with no lap bar.

- Greg Tamblyn

Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.

- Ashleigh Brilliant

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I have a feeling that when my ship comes in, I'll be at the airport.

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- Charles M. Schulz

To err is human; to forgive, infrequent.

- Franklin P. Adams

Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is 100 percent.

- R.D. Laing

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

- Johnny Carson

Most of life is driving somewhere and then driving back and wondering why the hell you went.

- John Updike

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Life is not too bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination.

- Christopher Sherwood

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

- Mark Twain

There's birth, there's death, and in between there's maintenance.

- Tom Robbins

There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.

- Winston Churchill

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I was wise enough to never grow up while fooling most people into believing I had.

- Margaret Mead

Life is one duct tape job after another, interrupted by occasional chocolate chip cookies.

- Greg Tamblyn

This list was published on JokeQuote.com.

If you enjoyed this, then here is another list of hilarious stories that are sure to bring more smile on your face for the rest of the day.

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