20 funny quotes about life you'd certainly like to keep in mind

Nov 29, 2018
01:50 A.M.
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These lines from some of the famous people in the world help us have a deeper understanding of our lives - but in a hilarious manner.


Often, everyday work and stress get piled up in such a manner that we just can't figure out a way through of all that mess.

Well, it is in these times that we seek help from a more experienced or successful person, who can guide us or inspire us to live our life in a certain way.

While many successful people have created their own philosophies and theories about lives, there are some who have developed a humorous and light-hearted way of looking at life.

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Here are 20 such views on life that forces us to see the lighter side of it and help us bring a smile on our faces:

I didn’t believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don’t.

- Woody Allen

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.

- Andy Borowitz

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

- Al McGuire


Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.

- David Brent

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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

- Groucho Marx

Life is a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

- Wilson Mizner

Life is a roller coaster ride with no lap bar.

- Greg Tamblyn

Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.

- Ashleigh Brilliant

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I have a feeling that when my ship comes in, I'll be at the airport.

- Charles M. Schulz

To err is human; to forgive, infrequent.

- Franklin P. Adams

Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is 100 percent.

- R.D. Laing

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

- Johnny Carson



Most of life is driving somewhere and then driving back and wondering why the hell you went.

- John Updike

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Life is not too bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination.

- Christopher Sherwood

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

- Mark Twain

There's birth, there's death, and in between there's maintenance.

- Tom Robbins

There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.

- Winston Churchill


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I was wise enough to never grow up while fooling most people into believing I had.

- Margaret Mead


Life is one duct tape job after another, interrupted by occasional chocolate chip cookies.

- Greg Tamblyn

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