Woman went to the doctors looking to lose some weight

Here's a hilarious story about a blonde woman who wants to lose weight that will surely crack you up.

This joke, taken from Starts At 60, goes...

A blonde consulted her doctor for advice on how to lose weight.

The doctor advised she run 10km a day for 30 days. This, he promised, would help her lose as much as 15kg.

The blonde followed the doctor’s advice and, after 30 days, was pleased to find that she’d indeed lost 15kg.

She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results. 

At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question, “How do I get home, since I am now 300km away?”

A woman lacing up her shoe. | Photo: Pexels

A woman lacing up her shoe. | Photo: Pexels

Reading a humorous story like this one is always fun and will definitely brighten up our day. Another story that will make you laugh is about an old man and an old woman residing in a retirement community.

Read the full story below:

Louie, a widower, and Rose, a widow, had known each other for several years and had become quite fond of each other.

Their closeness reached a new level when Louie bravely confided his true feelings for Rose. This happened during a community supper in the big activity center where the pair sat across from one another at a table.

Elderly couple holding hands while sitting together at home. | Photo: Freepik

Elderly couple holding hands while sitting together at home. | Photo: Freepik

“Will you marry me?” Louie asked Rose after a few admiring glances at Rose.

Rose replied after a few seconds: “Yes. Yes, I will.”

Both left the dinner feeling ecstatic. But the following morning, Louie could not remember what Rose’s reply to his marriage proposal was. “Did she say ‘yes’, or did she say ‘no’?” He was deeply troubled by his loss of memory.

With hesitation, he decided to call Rose. He told her that he could no longer remember things very well because of his age. He then started talking about the previous evening. He then anxiously asked: “When I asked if you would marry me, did you say ‘Yes’, or did you say ‘No’?”

Old couple talking about marriage. | Photo: Freepik

Old couple talking about marriage. | Photo: Freepik

Rose answered: “Why, I said, ‘Yes, yes I will’ and I meant it with all my heart.”

Louie was relieved. But he did not expect Rose’s succeeding statement.

She said: “I am so glad that you called because I couldn’t remember who had asked me.”

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