Joke: Elderly Man Gets a Dirty Offer from a 19-Year-Old Girl

A 79-year-old man had the best response after a beautiful young lady approached him at the bar.

He was having a drink in a bar in Chicago, trying to have a good solitary time, when an alluring 19-year-old girl entered and sat down a couple of seats away. She immediately caught his attention.

The old man considered the beautiful girl’s offer for a moment. After a while, he took his wallet and put ten ten-dollar bills in her outstretched hand.

The senior couldn't take his eyes off the young woman, who was wearing quite a revealing dress. He was smitten by her. He had not seen such a beautiful lady in person in a long time. When she noticed that he had been gazing at her for some time, the girl approached him with a serious look on her face.

He immediately took his eyes off her. He was ready to apologize. He didn't realize that he had been looking at her for too long. But he was surprised by what the girl said. Looking at him deep in the eyes, she stated:

“I’ll do anything you’d like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn’t matter how extreme or unusual it is, I’m game. I want 100 dollars, and there’s another condition.”

Stunned, the old man asked her what her condition was. Excitement surged through his body like never before. A woman had never approached him before with a titillating proposition.

“You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words,” she replied, stretching out her hands. A naughty smile spread across her beautiful face.

The old man, still recovering from the shock of how fast things were progressing, considered the beautiful girl’s offer for a moment. After a while, he took his wallet and put ten ten-dollar bills in her outstretched hand. There was one thing he had been meaning to do for a long time but couldn't get around to doing it.

Looking at her square in the eye, he said gradually and clearly: “Paint my house.”

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Source: The Laugh Bible