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Joke: Woman Finally Decided to Get a DNA Test for Her Daughter

Rebelander Basilan
Mar 19, 2019
03:39 P.M.

A mother named Maria finally decided to get a DNA test for her nine-year-old daughter, but the results shocked her.

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The story of Maria's marriage, which is the great happiness and amazement of her life, is too much like a fairy tale. Her loving husband and beautiful daughter are her life, and she wouldn't change a single aspect of them.

Couple hugging in front of a lake | Photo: Pexels

Couple hugging in front of a lake | Photo: Pexels

“Well, don’t you remember? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped..."

However, she had begun to speculate that something wasn't right because their only child’s hair was brilliant red, like Prince-Harry red hair. Everybody in her and her better half's family had black hair, like Jon-Snow black hair.

At some point, Maria finally decided to get a DNA test for their daughter subsequent to considering it for some time.

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Red-haired girl in the forest | Photo: Pexels

Red-haired girl in the forest | Photo: Pexels

When she received the results, she was stunned to learn that her husband wasn’t the birth father, and she wasn’t the birth mother. Their girl was from totally different parents.

Maria was confused as she didn't know how such a thing could have happened. She didn't have any idea how she would break the news to her husband. She knew that nothing would ever be the same again.

"But he needed to know the truth," she told herself.

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In the end, Maria decided to tell her husband during what she thought was the most convenient moment: while he was watching football.

“Honey, I have something very serious to tell you,” she said to him.

“What’s up?” her husband answered.

Couple talking in their living room | Photo: Pexels

Couple talking in their living room | Photo: Pexels

Maria took a deep breath and said, “Well, according to the DNA test results, we’re not our daughter’s parents.”

“You silly goose, of course, we aren’t!” he replied.

Maria looked at her husband, dumbfounded and bewildered.

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He went on to say, “Well, don’t you remember? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped. You said: ‘Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.’”

Maria fainted with shock! Technically, her husband did what she asked, though. Please share this story for your loved ones who might need a good laugh today.

Source: TheLaughClub

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