Man Thinks His Wife Should Get Liposuction

Pedro Marrero
Mar 21, 2019
10:13 A.M.

A man seemingly with a death wish repeatedly provoked his wife about getting liposuction, but she had her limits and she came up with an answer that shut him up for good.


Some men, especially when they are married or in any long-time romantic relationship, feel entitled to make unpleasant comments about their partners’ appearance, but the wife in this joke was not going to have it anymore.

What a way to teach her husband a lesson. She found the perfect way to remind him that if he wasn’t happy with the way she looked, there were plenty of other men out there ready to love her just the way she was.

One morning while making breakfast, Leonard walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said, "You know, if you firmed this up we could get rid of your belts."


While this was on the edge of intolerable, the patient wife decided to reply with silence. She decided not to bite back, and instead took a few deep breaths to relax.

The next morning, Leonard woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bras."


The woman had had more than enough, so she rolled over and took a firm grip on his manhood. With a death grip in place, she said,

"You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man, and your brother!"

If you enjoyed this joke, you will definitely love this other story of a woman who also had a perfect response to her husband’s mockery of her body.

This man, let’s call him “Larry” tried to undermine his wife of years’ confidence as she admired her naked body in the mirror, but he wasn’t counting on the witty reply she had in store for him.

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