Mr Phillard Drove His Pregnant Wife to the Hospital
Just like twins come in pairs, we bring to you two jokes involving couples welcoming twins in their lives, and the funny situations this could lead to.
Let us start with Mr. Phillard, who unfortunately fainted as he tried to be by his wife’s side as she was in labor with consequences that will probably haunt him for the rest of his life.
He will have a hard time explaining to his son what went on the day of his and his twin sister’s birth, and how did he end up with such an unusual name.
One day, Mr. Phillard rushed his pregnant wife over to the hospital. As the doctors were prepping his wife, Mr. Phillard's idiot brother Bill arrived to watch the birth.
But when Mr. Phillard saw the blood and everything else, he fainted. When Mr. Phillard woke up he was in a bed with the doctor standing above him.
"Mr. Phillard," the doctor said, "you are in the recovery room. Don't worry, your wife is fine and she had twins, a boy and a girl. Because you were unconscious and your wife was still under anaesthesia, she requested that your brother Bill name the kids."
"What! My brother, the idiot! I can't believe you let him! What did he name them?"
"He named your daughter Denise."
"Hey, not bad! I underestimated my brother. What did he name my son?"
"He named your son Denephew."
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In the following story, three men waiting outside the delivery room for their wives to give birth discovered a pattern that linked the number of children the women are delivering with the companies they work for.
After the first two announcements, the third man started to be really worried about his future:
"I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, 'Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!'
The man replied, 'How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company.' The man then followed the woman to his wife’s room."
"About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith’s wife has just had triplets.
Mr. Smith stood up and said, 'Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company.'"
"The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, 'I think I need a breath of fresh air.' The man continued, 'I work for 7-UP.'"
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