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Most everyone has a senior in their life that has a difficult time remembering things. Some of us are already beginning to feel our memories slowly fading away.
The next joke hilariously examines how memories are affected with age, and what works and what seemingly doesn't. Now if they had only listened to the doctor...
A couple in their nineties were both becoming noticeably forgetful.
During a checkup, the doctor told them that they were physically okay, but might want to start writing things down to help them remember.
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and asked his wife:




Then he toddled off into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returned and handed his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.
She stared at the plate for a moment and then asked:

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