Husband Explains to His Wife Why He Is Having an Affair with Another Woman
Cheating spouses are never funny, and they all come out with crazy excuses about why they were tricked, coerced, forced, conned into it. Nobody likes to accept blame.
But the fellow in this story attempts to make a halfway convincing argument!
A woman came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset.
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me – a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!"
And the husband replied, "Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened."
"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"
And the husband began his story –
"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.
So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair that are the same."
The husband took a quick breath and continued,
"She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'"
Well then, I guess the wife might be just a little bit to blame after all. What do you think? Share it with your friends and see what they say.
A woman in who made headlines for getting rid of her cheating spouse is Wendy Williams.
Williams finally pulled the plug on her almost 23-year marriage to Kevin Hunter in 2019 amid allegations that he fathered a child with another woman.
Williams admitted to a sympathetic audience that she had been living at a safe house while battling addiction issues and media speculation is that her relapse is due to discovering her husband's rather public mistress.
Hunter is the father of Williams' only child, Kevin Junior, and was instrumental in producing "The Wendy Williams Show" until she had him removed after filing.
Williams is reveling in her newfound freedom, revealing that she is dating again and rediscovering her love for men. Hunter, on the other hand, has reportedly petitioned for Williams to pay his legal fees.
It seems Hunter will have to pay the price alone for his string of infidelities and Williams is now free of all the burdens that come with knowing your spouse is a philanderer and can follow her own path.
Ultimately, cheaters never win.