logo
flickr.com/Jason Pratt
flickr.com/Jason Pratt

Joke: After Being Married a Year, 80-Year-Old Man and 20-Year-Old Woman Went to the Hospital

Pedro Marrero
May 28, 2019
04:36 A.M.

Sometimes life is not what it seems to be, we believe things are going well but it turns out they were never right. However, the best thing to do is take life easy and add as much humor as you can.

Advertisement

The sense of humor is essential for life, not only for health reasons because it reduces the level of hormones linked to stress and potentiates immunological factors.

But the central reason is that it improves the quality of life with joy and counteracts the problems that surround us all. Today we bring you a joke a bit cruel but really hilarious about naivete and modern relationships, take a seat and enjoy a good laugh.

The marriage of an 80-year-old man and a 20-year-old woman was the talk of the town. After being married for a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child.

The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, “This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?”

Advertisement

The old man grinned and said, “You got to keep the old motor running.”

The following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their second child. The same nurse was attending the delivery and again went out to congratulate the old gentleman.

She said, “Sir, you are something! How do you manage it?” The old man grinned and said, “You got to keep the old motor running.”

Advertisement

A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their third child. The same nurse was there for this birth also and, after the delivery, she once again approached the old gentleman, smiled, and said, “Well, you surely are something awesome! How do you do it?”

The old man replied, “It’s like I’ve told you before, you got to keep the old motor running.”

The nurse, still smiling, patted him on the back and said: “Well, I guess it’s time to change the oil. This one is black!”

If you liked this joke, check out our entire collection of jokes and don’t forget to share them with your friends and family.

Advertisement

Cultivating a sense of humor does not mean that one is happily optimistic, but even the pessimist of the present is really an optimist of the future because he does not conform to what happens and seeks to change it.

You can be realistic and at the same time have a good sense of humor.

Advertisement
Advertisement
Related posts

‘Daddy, Let’s Help This Crying Older Man!’ Little Boy Says and Father Recognizes Man from Past – Story of the Day

March 19, 2024

This Star is Dubbed One of the 'Most Attractive' Men of Our Time — How Beauty Standards Have Changed in 10 Years

July 18, 2024

Woman Gets Rid of Her Newborn at the Hospital and Leaves with a Smile, Karma Hits Her Hard and Fast — Story of the Day

April 03, 2024

Who Is the Sexiest Man in the UK – Top 10 Winners

May 27, 2024

Twins Send Dad to Nursing Home, Learn He Left Inheritance to Janitor Who Is Their Carbon Copy – Story of the Day

April 03, 2024

Dad of 3 Living in Tent Gives Last $2 to Stranger at Gas Station, Wakes up Owning a Big Company — Story of the Day

July 15, 2024

Man and Woman on a Blind Date Surprised to Find Their Kids are Mirror Images of Each Other – Story of the Day

April 30, 2024

I Was Sure That My Husband’s Daughter Lived with Us until I Discovered Them in Bed Together – Story of the Day

April 03, 2024

Old Lonely Lady Receives Deliveries from Unknown Person Every Day, the Last Was a New Home – Story of the Day

April 03, 2024

Little Boy Believes His Mom Died in Car Crash, Years Later He Accidentally Meets Her – Story of the Day

May 09, 2024

Son Puts Mother in Nursing Home, Returns Home and Finds His Suitcases on the Doorstep — Story of the Day

May 04, 2024

Old Man Goes to Visit Daughter for His 80th Birthday, She Doesn't Let Him Enter Her House – Story of the Day

May 06, 2024

'Why Did You Give Birth to Me?' Boy Is Ashamed of Old Mom Until He Learns He's Not Her Son — Story of the Day

July 15, 2024

Woman Sees Things She Gave to Old Friend at Garage Sale and Calls Him to Find Out What’s Wrong – Story of the Day

May 07, 2024