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Joke: After Being Married a Year, 80-Year-Old Man and 20-Year-Old Woman Went to the Hospital

Pedro Marrero
May 28, 2019
01:36 A.M.
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Sometimes life is not what it seems to be, we believe things are going well but it turns out they were never right. However, the best thing to do is take life easy and add as much humor as you can.

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The sense of humor is essential for life, not only for health reasons because it reduces the level of hormones linked to stress and potentiates immunological factors.

But the central reason is that it improves the quality of life with joy and counteracts the problems that surround us all. Today we bring you a joke a bit cruel but really hilarious about naivete and modern relationships, take a seat and enjoy a good laugh.

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The marriage of an 80-year-old man and a 20-year-old woman was the talk of the town. After being married for a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child.

The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, “This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?”

The old man grinned and said, “You got to keep the old motor running.”

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The following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their second child. The same nurse was attending the delivery and again went out to congratulate the old gentleman.

She said, “Sir, you are something! How do you manage it?” The old man grinned and said, “You got to keep the old motor running.”

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A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their third child. The same nurse was there for this birth also and, after the delivery, she once again approached the old gentleman, smiled, and said, “Well, you surely are something awesome! How do you do it?”

The old man replied, “It’s like I’ve told you before, you got to keep the old motor running.”

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The nurse, still smiling, patted him on the back and said: “Well, I guess it’s time to change the oil. This one is black!”

If you liked this joke, check out our entire collection of jokes and don’t forget to share them with your friends and family.

Cultivating a sense of humor does not mean that one is happily optimistic, but even the pessimist of the present is really an optimist of the future because he does not conform to what happens and seeks to change it.

You can be realistic and at the same time have a good sense of humor.

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