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Joke: Man Is Very Glad His Daughter Turns 18 as It Is Time to Hand over the Last Alimony Check

Odette Odendaal
May 29, 2019
08:20 P.M.

The comical battles between men and women present themselves in various ways, in today’s joke of the day, one man experienced the bitter taste of revenge while another quickly realized his error in judgment.

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WHEN YOU DONT REALLY HAVE THE LAST LAUGH

When Steve’s daughter turned 18, he gave a sigh of relief. Overjoyed that the time came to hand over the last alimony check to his ex-wife, he called his daughter to come and see him.

$100 bills tied together with a note designating it as alimony. | Source: Shutterstock.

$100 bills tied together with a note designating it as alimony. | Source: Shutterstock.

She sat down next to him, and he said, "My daughter, I want you to take this check to your mother and tell her that this is the last damn check she will receive from me for the rest of her miserable life. Tell her that."

His daughter left straight away, and Steve waited curiously for her return. He couldn’t wait to hear how the witch responded. When his daughter returned, Steve asked her right away, “What did your mother say?”

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She replied,

"Mother said she was also looking forward to this day too because she wanted to tell you that you are not my father..."

WHEN THE ADVISED IS NOT ADVISED

During a therapy session, a psychiatrist advised his henpecked patient to be more assertive at home. “You don’t have to let your wife bully you,” the doctor said. “Go home and show her you’re the boss.”

The husband decided to take his shrink’s advice and went straight home to establish his dominance. He slammed the door, marched over to his wife and growled, “From now on, you’re taking orders from me. I want my supper immediately, and when you get it on the table, run upstairs and lay out my clothes.”

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Triumphantly he waved his fist in the air and added, “Tonight I’m going out with the boys, but you’re going to stay at home where you belong. Another thing – do you know who’s gonna tie my bow tie?”

Unperturbed by her husband's actions, the wife calmly replied,

“I certainly do, the undertaker.”

While plans don’t always work out the way we hope, the principal can apply to many things. In another joke of the day, an American tourist in Spain found out just how “tasty” his surprise meal was when he didn’t receive the meal he had hoped.

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