Daily Joke: Teen with Multi-Colored Hair Taunts 70-Yr-Old, Asks if He Ever Did Anything Wild

The punk lifestyle is not for the faintest of hearts, and a teenage girl was well aware of this when she curiously asked a 70-year-old man if he had ever done anything wild. Thankfully, the elderly man had just the best comeback for the cheeky girl.

The youngster was just like many other teenagers who believe that older people are harmless softies who can’t defend themselves. What they don't know is that with age comes experience.

Photo of an old man and his daughter | Photo: Getty Images

Photo of an old man and his daughter | Photo: Getty Images

The 70-year-old man visited the mall with his daughter to get a new pair of shoes and a few other things. A little into the shopping spree, the duo decided to get lunch at the food court, and it was there the old man keenly observed the teenager sitting close to him.

An Old man with his grand daughters | Photo: Getty Images

An Old man with his grand daughters | Photo: Getty Images

The youngster had spiked, multi-colored hair that was green, purple, and orange. Her clothes, a tattered mix of leather rags, also stuck to the gothic theme and her legs were bare.

The seemingly carefree air about the girl was made even more evident by the fact that her entire face and body were riddled with pierced jewelry and her earrings were big, bright feathers.

Photo of a young lady | Photo: Getty Images

Photo of a young lady | Photo: Getty Images

The teenage girl met the man's close observation with a keen stare too and even popped gum right in his face. That caused the man to raise an eyebrow at the girl. 

Then she finally exclaimed:

“What are you looking at you old fart… didn’t you ever do anything wild when you were young?”

Photo of two young ladies having a drink | Photo: Getty Images

Photo of two young ladies having a drink | Photo: Getty Images

Without missing a beat, the man quipped:

“Yeah, back when I was young and in the Navy, I got really drunk one night in Singapore and screwed a parrot… I thought maybe you were my daughter.”

Photo of an elderly man | Photo: Shutterstock

Photo of an elderly man | Photo: Shutterstock

Read more funny jokes here.

Source: Laugh Bible 

Related posts
unsplash.com/Vitaly Taranov
Jokes Jul 10, 2019
Daily Joke: Man Walks into a Restaurant with a Full-Grown Ostrich behind Him
Shutterstock.com
Jokes Jul 04, 2019
Joke: Woman's Teenage Daughter Claims She’s Never Been with a Man
shutterstock.com
Jokes Jul 04, 2019
Daily Joke: Three Old Timers Are Talking about Their Most Exciting Experiences
Jokes Apr 27, 2019
5 Great Jokes about Family Life