Daily Joke: Teen with Multi-Colored Hair Taunts 70-Yr-Old, Asks if He Ever Did Anything Wild

The punk lifestyle is not for the faintest of hearts, and a teenage girl was well aware of this when she curiously asked a 70-year-old man if he had ever done anything wild. Thankfully, the elderly man had just the best comeback for the cheeky girl.

The youngster was just like many other teenagers who believe that older people are harmless softies who can’t defend themselves. What they don't know is that with age comes experience.

The 70-year-old man visited the mall with his daughter to get a new pair of shoes and a few other things. A little into the shopping spree, the duo decided to get lunch at the food court, and it was there the old man keenly observed the teenager sitting close to him.

The youngster had spiked, multi-colored hair that was green, purple, and orange. Her clothes, a tattered mix of leather rags, also stuck to the gothic theme and her legs were bare.

The seemingly carefree air about the girl was made even more evident by the fact that her entire face and body were riddled with pierced jewelry and her earrings were big, bright feathers.

The teenage girl met the man's close observation with a keen stare too and even popped gum right in his face. That caused the man to raise an eyebrow at the girl.

Then she finally exclaimed:

“What are you looking at you old fart… didn’t you ever do anything wild when you were young?”

Without missing a beat, the man quipped:

“Yeah, back when I was young and in the Navy, I got really drunk one night in Singapore and screwed a parrot… I thought maybe you were my daughter.”

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Source: Laugh Bible