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Daily Joke: Four People Are Left with Only Three Parachutes on a Plane That's about to Crash

Rebelander Basilan
Aug 18, 2019
05:20 A.M.
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One Sunday afternoon, a specialist, a legal advisor, a young man, and a minister were out for a flight on a little private plane.

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All of a sudden, the plane developed engine trouble. The plane then began to go down regardless of the pilots best efforts.

A plane in flight | Photo: Freepik

A plane in flight | Photo: Freepik

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Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute and shouted to the travelers that they better jump, and he bailed out.

Sadly, just three parachutes were remaining, and there were four travelers.

Priest praying | Photo: Freepik

Priest praying | Photo: Freepik

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The specialist got one and stated, "I'm a specialist, I spare lives, so I should live," and hopped out.

The legal advisor then said, "I'm a legal advisor, and we are the most intelligent individuals on the planet. I have the right to live." He also snatched a parachute and jumped.

Lawyer reading a book | Photo: Freepik

Lawyer reading a book | Photo: Freepik

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The minister looked at the young man and said, "My child, I've carried on with a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in harmony."

The young man gave the parachute back to the minister and said, "Not to stress Father. The most intelligent man on the planet just took off with my backpack."

Child celebrating | Photo: Freepik

Child celebrating | Photo: Freepik

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If you laughed out loud, this another joke will keep you laughing for more.

A man hopped out of a plane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he understood his chute was broken. He knew nothing about parachutes, yet as the earth quickly approaches, he realized his choices are constrained. He then removed the parachute and attempted to fix it himself on the way down.

The breeze is tearing past his face, he's dropping like a stone, and at 5000 feet, another man goes shooting up past him.

Man in parachute | Photo: Freepik

Man in parachute | Photo: Freepik

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In distress, the man with the chute looked up and shouted, "Hey, do you know anything about parachutes?"

The person flying up looked down and yelled, "No, do you know anything about gas stoves?"

Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a wife who taught her lazy husband a lesson for refusing to help her.

Source: Medium, Jokes.one

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