Daily Joke: An Elderly Couple Arrived at Heaven’s Gates
What happens when we die? There is no way to figure that out yet, but most of us would like to think that our souls will go to a beautiful place like heaven where we can forever rest in peace. Read on to find out why an elderly couple wished they could go to heaven earlier.
An elderly couple who had been together for a long time died together. After they took their last breath, they found themselves in front of the gates of heaven. Saint Peter was there to give them a tour of their new residence.
The couple was in awe--they simply could not believe how beautiful heaven was. It looked so much like a luxurious villa!
Saint Peter showed the duo around as they took in every beautiful feature of heaven. He showed them to a big apartment block full of unbelievably beautiful houses.
“Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area,” Saint Peter said.
The elderly couple was dumbfounded. All their lives, they had lived in a tiny apartment but now they had a condo of their own. They simply looked at each other with a happy smile.
The couple looked into each other's eyes in shock and disbelief. After a moment, the old man suddenly hissed at his wife, saying: “Heck, Gloria, we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn’t heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ and low-fat diets!”
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