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Daily Joke: Sunday School Teacher Asks Class Questions about Getting to Heaven

Rebelander Basilan
Sep 15, 2019
06:30 P.M.
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To check whether they understood the idea of getting to heaven, a teacher was questioning the kids in her Sunday school class.

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"On the off chance that I sold my home and my vehicle, had a major garage sale and gave all my cash to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" she asked them.

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A woman teaching | Photo: Pexels

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To which the children replied, "NO!"

"If I cleaned the church consistently, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and clean, would that get me into Heaven?"

Once more, the response was, "NO!"

Now the teacher was grinning. She believed that the children are getting it.

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Kids raising hands | Photo: Freepik

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She asked, "Well then, if I was caring to animals and offered candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?"

Again, they all replied, "NO!"

The teacher was bursting with pride for her class. She proceeded, "Well... then how can I get into Heaven?"

Boy listening to the teacher | Photo: Pexels

Boy listening to the teacher | Photo: Pexels

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A five-year-old boy yelled out, "You gotta be dead."

If you roared with laughter, here's an additional joke that will totally fill your heart with happiness.

A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the following week.

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Woman holding a marker | Photo: Pexels

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"Next Sunday, we are going to discuss liars, and in preparation for our lesson, I want all of you to read the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark," she said.

At the start of the class meeting the next week, the teacher said, "Now then, every one of you who have prepared for the lesson by reading the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark, kindly step to the front of the room."

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Students doing school works | Photo: Pexels

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About a large portion of the class rose and came forward.

"The rest of you may leave," said the teacher. "These students are the ones I need to converse with. There is no Seventeenth Chapter in the Book of Mark."

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A girl writing in her notebook | Photo: Pexels

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Reading a story like this one is constantly fun and will light up our day. Please don't forget to share this story to your family and companions if this made you chuckle.

Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a wife who taught her lazy husband a lesson for refusing to help her.

Sources: Beliefnet, Jojojokes

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