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Daily Joke: Little Johnny Walked into the Kitchen and Saw His Mother Making a Cake

Comfort Omovre
Sep 15, 2019
09:30 P.M.
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Like every other kid, little Johnny walked into the kitchen and saw his mother was baking a cake. The young lad was excited, and this led to the following discussion between the mother and son.

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Johnny said to his mom,

“I’ll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure would like a piece of cake when you’re finished.”

A small piece of a larger portion of a freshly baked chocolate cake | Photo: unsplash.com/Will Echols

A small piece of a larger portion of a freshly baked chocolate cake | Photo: unsplash.com/Will Echols

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Well, just as the young lad had said, about two hours after the cake had cooled off, his mum took a piece and took it to Johnny. Upon seeing the piece of cake, the young boy exclaimed,

“Golly, it worked!”

Not understanding what he meant, his mother asked,

“What do you mean?”

A mother wrapping her arms around her son in a warm embrace while also playing with him | Photo: Getty Images

A mother wrapping her arms around her son in a warm embrace while also playing with him | Photo: Getty Images

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“Daddy said that in order to get a piece around here, you have to be real nice and spend a couple of hours playing first!” little Johnny replied.

Enjoyed this joke, here is another to make you laugh!

On a splendid night, a prison guard went to meet three prisoners and he told them he could get them out of prison. Amazed, the inmates asked what they had to do to make this a reality. This led to the following dialog between the men.

The guard said to the inmates,

“You’ve been in here for years, I’ll help you escape if you can pass one simple test. But if you fail the test, you’ll have five years added to your sentence.”

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A man decided not to jump inside an empty swimming pool | Photo: Getty Images

A man decided not to jump inside an empty swimming pool | Photo: Getty Images

Desperate to get out of the confinement, the prisoners replied in the affirmative that they are willing to do anything it takes. The guard took the men to a diving board overlooking an empty swimmung pool and asked them to jump in.

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The first prisoner dived in but he broke his two hands, the second did the same and broke his two legs. When it came to the turn of the third he refused to jump.

A prisoner behind bars with hands cuffed | Photo: Getty Images

A prisoner behind bars with hands cuffed | Photo: Getty Images

Impressed by his decision, the guard said,

“Congratulations! You’re a free man. Just tell me why didn’t you jump.”

The third inmate replied,

“Well, sir, I can’t swim!”

Source: startsat60

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