Daily Joke: A Husband and Wife Were Expecting a Child
Bringing a new life into the world is a huge undertaking, and some parents can freak out at the time of the delivery. Here's a story about a concerned and nervous new father in the delivery room.
A couple was expecting their first child together and the days till delivery was counting down. The couple eagerly walked into the hospital four days before the expected date.
The nervousness of the couple went off the charts after the wife's water broke in the hospital. The wife was taken to the delivery room, and the husband accompanied her.
THE TIME OF DELIVERY
As the wife lay on the delivery bed in excruciating pain, the husband was pacing across the room, trying to get the right words out and ask some questions.
The doctor in charge of her delivery was a veteran with more than 25 years of experience in delivery and surgery. He was quite amused by the husband, who was one of many to do the same thing in the delivery room.
He finally mustered up the courage and asked the doctor, "When should we bring the baby to the hospital again?" "Do we need to get any medication?"
DON'T DISTURB THE DOCTOR
The reaction of the husband to their first child was amusing at first, but the pacing around was driving the doctor crazy. He was about to ask the nurses to escort him out, but before he could, the husband asked another question.
"When should we stop… You know…. relations?"
The doctor looked at the husband, gave a smile and said:
"Sonny, as long as you don't get in my way in the delivery room, I don't care."
Did you enjoy that joke? If you did, share it with your friends for a laugh. While you're at it, grab some popcorn and read on about the time when a doctor gave an expectant husband a lantern to keep him busy while his wife was in labor.