Daily Joke: A Man Goes to the Doctor for a Checkup
An old man went to a doctor to get a general checkup. He hadn't been feeling well lately so he wanted to know what's wrong. He had no idea what was coming.
An old man decided to go to the doctor one day. He hadn't been feeling well for a couple of days so he was worried what had happened to him.
He went to the hospital for his scheduled appointment with one of the best doctors in town. As sat outside his cabin in the waiting area, he nervously tapped his feet.
Finally, the nurse called him inside. He greeted the doctor with a warm smile and the doctor smiled back.
"Hello, sir. What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.
"Well, I haven't been feeling well for a couple of days now but I really don't know what's wrong," the old man replied.
The doctor started examining the man. After doing a few tests, he went outside and fetched three different bottles of pills.
The old man curiously looked at the bottle. All three of the bottles had a different colored pill: red, green, and blue. He wondered what they could be for.
"Take the green pill first thing in the morning," the doctor started prescribing the pills to the old man. "Pop this blue pill after lunch then just before going to bed, take the red pill. Remember to take those pills with a big glass of water every time."
The old man was shocked. The doctor had prescribed him three different kinds of medicine and he didn't even know what was wrong.
"Well, geez Doc, exactly what is my problem?” he nervously asked.
“You’re not drinking enough water, sir," the doctor replied.
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