Daily Joke: A Salesman Testifies in Divorce Proceedings against His Wife

Here's a joke about the salesman who was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife that will get you giggling.

The salesman suspected that his wife has another man. At some point, he went to his lawyer to testify in his divorce proceedings against his better half. 

Man sitting on a bench | Photo: Pexels

Man sitting on a bench | Photo: Pexels

The lawyer said, "Please describe the occurrence that initially made you entertain suspicions as to your wife's infidelity."

"Well, I'm pretty much on the road all week," said the salesman. "So naturally, when I am home, I'm attentive to my wife."

He continued, "One Sunday morning, we were in some heavy love-making when the old woman in the apartment next door pounded on the wall and shouted, 'Can't you at least stop all that racket on the weekends?'"

Man raising right hand | Photo: Pexels

Man raising right hand | Photo: Pexels

Here's a bonus joke to keep you laughing some more!

These two men had recently gotten divorced, and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again.

They were closest companions, and they chose to climb to Alaska as far north as they could go and never look at a lady again.

They got up there and went into a trader's store and said to him, "Give us enough supplies to last two men for one year."

Two men standing on the floor | Photo: Pexels

Two men standing on the floor | Photo: Pexels

The trader got the gear together. He laid a board with a hole in it with fur around the hole on top of each one's supplies.

The guys said, "What's that board for?"

The trader said, "Well, where you're going, there are no women, and you might need this."

They stated, "No way! We've avoided ladies forever!" 

The trader said, "Take the boards with you. On the off chance that you don't use them, I'll refund your money next year."

Mountain filled with snow | Photo: Pexels

Mountain filled with snow | Photo: Pexels

"Alright," they said and left. 

A year later, this man came into the trader's store and said, "Give me enough supplies to last one man for one year."

The trader said, "Weren't you in here a year ago with a partner?"

"Yeah," the man replied.

"Where is he?" asked the trader.

Man sitting on chair | Photo: Pexels

Man sitting on chair | Photo: Pexels

"I shot him!"

"Why?"

"I caught him in bed with my board."

Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a wife who taught her lazy husband a lesson for refusing to help her.

Sources: Jokes Of The Day, Joko Jokes

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