October 14, 2019

Daily Joke: A Widower Who Never Paid Any Attention to His Wife Asks a Psychic to Contact Her

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It is important to appreciate our loved ones while they’re still alive – this is the lesson that a man learned the hard way in this hilarious joke.

A man never paid attention to his wife, and when she died, he found himself missing her badly.

In his desperation, he went to a psychic to see if he could talk to his late wife. The psychic went into a trance.

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A strange breeze wafted through the darkened room, and suddenly, the man heard the unmistakable voice of his dearly departed wife.

“Honey!” he cried. “Is that you?”

“Yes, my husband.”

“Are you happy?”

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“Yes, my husband.”

“Happier than you were with me?”

“Yes, my husband.”

“Then Heaven must be an amazing place!”

“I’m not in Heaven, dear.”

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Oh, dear! Here’s another joke about a widower.

A man who recently lost his wife talked to his church pastor.

"Tell me pastor is my wife going to be in heaven?" asks the concerned husband.

"Oh yes I'd say see most definitely is. She was always so close to the church and a devout Christian." says the pastor enthusiastically.

"Well in that case tell me how do I go to hell?"

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What a shocking but hilarious reply! If you want to laugh some more, here’s another joke about love and marriage.


young couple

, very much in love, has a fatal car accident on their way to a court to exchange marriage vows.

Outside heaven’s gate, they wait, holding hands, for St. Peter to do the paperwork so they can enter.

When St. Peter finally shows up, they anxiously ask him if they can get married in heaven. They can wait to seal their love even in the afterlife.

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St. Peter says, "I don't know, this is the first time anyone has ever asked. Let me go find out.”

The couple waited for a couple of months and begin to wonder if they really should get married in Heaven.

"What if it doesn't work out?" they wonder. "Are we stuck together forever?"

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After another month, St. Peter finally shows up. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you can get married in Heaven."

"Great," says the couple. "But what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

Angry, St. Peter slams his clipboard onto the ground.

"What's wrong?" exclaims the frightened couple.

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"Geez!" St. Peter exclaims. "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it's going to take for me to find a lawyer?"

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