Daily Joke: A Boy Asks His Parents How He Was Born for His Report on Childbirth

Today’s #jokeoftheday is brought to you by a young boy and his conversation about childbirth with his awkward mother.

A boy came home from school with a tasked report about childbirth, which he asked help from his parents to finish. He then asked his parents how he was born, to which his slightly prudish mom replied:

“Well honey, the stork brought you to us.”

The kid just nodded then proceeded to ask: “Well, how did you and daddy get born?” His mother, awkward and uncomfortable, went on to reply:

“Oh, your grandparents found us under a rock.”

The boy persisted and went on to ask how his grandfather and grandmother were born, to which his mother replied:

“Well darling, they were found under a cabbage leaf.”

Several days later, the young boy turned in his one pare report to his teacher, who read the first line with much confusion. It read:

“This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn’t been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations.”

Similarly, college students were tasked by their professor to study for an upcoming exam that composed a big chunk of their grade. However, they still decided to have a party the night before.

After a good night of drinking, they ended up not being able to take the exam the following day. Nervous, they approached the professor and said that the reason being their attendance was a flat tire.

With a big sigh of relief, the professor allowed them to take a makeup exam the next day. The students studied all night for the exam to be prepared.

The next morning, the professor separated the students as they were given the test worth 100 points. They were able to answer the first problem, worth five points.

Thinking that the rest of the questions would be a breeze, they each turned the page in their respective rooms and read the next question: “For 95 points: Which tire was flat?”

If you liked today’s #jokefortheday, find out what happened to a preschool teacher during her first day of class and what her student gave her.

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