Daily Joke: An Old Man Faints in the Middle of a City Center

Here's a joke about a man who fainted in the middle of a city center that will get you giggling.

It was a hot day when an older man fainted in the middle of a busy city center. Individuals immediately went to him from all directions, and a woman raced to help him first.

At the point when she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man appeared from the mob, pushed her aside, and stated: "It's OK, darling, I've had a course in first aid."

Man in the street. | Photo: Pexels

Man in the street. | Photo: Pexels

The woman stood up. She observed as he took the man's pulse and prepared to administer artificial respiration.

At this point, she tapped him on the shoulder and said: "When you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm already here."

If you had a good laugh, this next joke will make you laugh some more!

Pedestrians crossing a street. | Photo: Pexels

Pedestrians crossing a street. | Photo: Pexels

An elderly lady walked into a doctor's clinic with an interesting problem.   

After her regular check-up, in which everything checked out fine, the lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now, and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."

Smiling, the doctor said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"

Elderly woman near group of people | Photo: Pexels

Elderly woman near group of people | Photo: Pexels

"Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she answered, frowning.

"Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing." 

Delighted, the old lady left the doctor's office quickly, ready to follow his advice. 

Weeks later, she returned with a disappointed face.

Doctor carrying stethoscope | Photo: Pexels

Doctor carrying stethoscope | Photo: Pexels

The doctor asked her what the matter was. She shook her head at him.

"How did it go?" he asked.

"Terrible, doctor, terrible," she replied.

"Did it not work?" he asked, worried that he had given her the wrong advice. 

"Oh yes," the old lady said," It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there, and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."

Man taking medicine pills | Photo: Freepik

Man taking medicine pills | Photo: Freepik

Confused, the doctor had to ask further. "Then what is the problem, ma'am?"

"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."

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