Daily Joke: Checkout Clerk Asks Customer If She Has an Air Miles Card

Buying an airline ticket is not always easy. That's why people come across some hilarious instances unfolding before them. Here are a couple of jokes about airlines and air miles.

A man was standing in line at a store when he overheard the conversation between a woman and a checkout clerk. He paid no mind to it at first, but the conversation went towards air miles. 

The clerk asked the woman, "Do you have an air mile card with you, ma'am?" The woman smiled and replied, "Oh, yes, I have enough air miles to get to where my son lives."

A lady at a counter swiping her card | Source: Unsplash.com

A lady at a counter swiping her card | Source: Unsplash.com


The clerk then said, "That's wonderful!" The woman let out an awkward smile and said, "My son doesn't think so. You see, I don't have enough to get back."

Source: Jokeoftheday.net

In another similar traveling mishap, a crowded flight got canceled, and a single agent was rebooking a long line of angry passengers. Here's what happened when a man wanted to get his ticket first. 

A cashier working at the counter | Source: Pexels.com

A cashier working at the counter | Source: Pexels.com

A crowded late-night flight got canceled, and the passengers were furious at the airline. Unfortunately, a single agent was rebooking them, and it was taking a long time. 


While the agent was hard at work, a man was pushing his way towards the front of the line. He pushed and shoved the other passengers and finally got to the counter. 

He slammed his ticket on the counter and said, "I have to be on this plane, and it better be first class." The agent calmly told him that she would be more than happy to help him, but he would have to wait his turn like everybody else. 

The man was unimpressed with the response and said, "Do you have any idea who I am?" The agent was agitated and got on the public address microphone.

A woman on a microphone | Source: Unsplash.com

A woman on a microphone | Source: Unsplash.com


She said, "May I have your attention please we have a passenger here at Gate 14 who doesn't know who he is. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."

The other people in the line started laughing, and the man became red with anger. He stared at the agent and blurted, "[expletive] you!" The agent maintained her composure and said, "You'll have to get in line for that too, sir."

Source: Upjoke.com

An angry man | Source: Pexels.com

An angry man | Source: Pexels.com

Here's another joke about a man who went to the doctor for a checkup.

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