Daily Joke: Millionaire with Pool Full of Alligators & Beautiful Daughter Makes an Announcement
An overprotective father who takes protecting his single daughter very seriously was ready to let go, and so he threw a party. However, he would be surprised by the inspiration behind the man who would marry his daughter. Be prepared to crack your ribs at the man's antics!
There was a millionaire who took gathering live alligators as a pastime and kept them in the pool behind his mansion.
His beautiful unmarried daughter was also living with him.
On a fateful day, he decided to throw a huge party at his house, and it would be no news that there were potential husbands for his daughter present.
He decided to make a challenging yet tempting proposition to men at the party.
He announced boisterously:
"My dear guests . . . I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!"
The moment he finished the announcement, a resounding splash in the water was heard. A young man was seen screaming dearly for his life as he swam with all his might in the pool.
The crowd cheered him on as he sped on with his strokes. Fortunately, the young man made it to the other side with minimal injury, a torn shirt and scrapes here and there.
The millionaire was impressed and ready to make good on his promise, he said:
"My boy, that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or one million dollars?"
To his surprise, the guy answered angrily,
"Listen, I don't want your money, nor do I want your daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that water!"
What an unexpected turn of events for the millionaire!
"Pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery!"
"Oh, wonderful," she said happily. "Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?" He replied, "I don't care; just get the hell out."
How hilarious! Jokes are sure a great way to go through the stress of the day!