Daily Joke: Husband Celebrating 25th Wedding Anniversary with His Wife Gets a Little Tipsy

If you need a good laugh today, this hilarious conversation between a couple will give you just that.

One night, the happy couple was commending their 25th wedding anniversary at home with two bottles of champagne.

Somewhat tipsy and feeling extremely intimate, the husband asked his wife, "Let me know, honestly, have you at any point been unfaithful to me?" 

Man and woman making a heart shape with their hands. | Photo: Pexels

Man and woman making a heart shape with their hands. | Photo: Pexels

She replied, "Well, since you ask, to tell you the truth, I have been deceitful on three occasions."

"What? How could you?"

"Give me a chance to enlighten you regarding it," she said. "The first time was back when we were first married. You needed open-heart surgery, and we didn't have the cash, so I went to bed with the surgeon and got him to operate for free."

"That was noble of you. And, besides, I guess I ought to be thankful. But, tell me, what about the second time?"

Man and woman interlocking their index fingers. | Photo: Pexels

Man and woman interlocking their index fingers. | Photo: Pexels

"Do you remember that you wanted the position of the manager, and they were going to ignore you for another person? Well, I went to bed with the President and the Vice President, and they gave you the job."

"For hell's sake, I think I could have done it all alone. But, then again, I guess I should be grateful. And so, what about the third time?"

"Do you recall two years ago when you wanted to become President of the Baseball Team, and you were missing 53 votes?"

A loving couple holding hands. | Photo: Pexels

A loving couple holding hands. | Photo: Pexels

LOL. If you had a good laugh, this next joke will make you laugh some more.

For a while, the woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma.

Since she loved her husband so much, she remained by his bedside every single day.

Man lying on bed. | Photo: Freepik

Man lying on bed. | Photo: Freepik

At some point, when he awoke, he told her to come closer.

The man was weeping at that moment. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times."

The man added, "When I got terminated, you were there to help me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my wellbeing began failing, you were still by my side. You know what, Martha?"

Woman rubbing her eyes. | Photo: Freepik

Woman rubbing her eyes. | Photo: Freepik

Smiling as her heart started to fill with warmth, she tenderly asked, "What dear?"

To which her husband answered, "I'm starting to believe that you're bad luck!"

Monitor screen turned on. | Photo: Pexels

Monitor screen turned on. | Photo: Pexels

Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a man who goes out to sea and catches a few fish. He gets up right on time to prepare, hooks up his boat, and off he goes, throughout the day.

Sources: Uni Jokes, Jokes Of The Day

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