logo
 shutterstock
shutterstock

Daily Joke: A Couple Goes to Therapy after 35 Years of Marriage

Kareena Koirala
Dec 21, 2019
07:30 P.M.

A couple decided to attend therapy sessions after their marriage started to fall apart due to everyday arguments. They had been married for over three decades.

Advertisement

Tons of disagreements and fights later, a couple finally went for a marriage therapy session. They had a lot to share about why their relationship was not working, and the counselor was all ears.

"So what do you think are your problems in this marriage, ma'am?" the counselor asked.

A couple having a discussion. | Source: Pexels

A couple having a discussion. | Source: Pexels

"Well, well. Where do I start? This husband of mine does not care about me anymore. There is an evident lack of intimacy and I feel empty because he makes me feel like I'm unlovable."

"Hmm. Please, go on," the counselor urged.

A marriage counselor. | Source: Pexels

A marriage counselor. | Source: Pexels

Advertisement

AN UNEXPECTED MOVE

"I'm tired of feeling lonely and unwanted. He doesn't even bother with physical intimacy anymore," the woman complained.

She went on and on about the things that she didn't like about her husband's overall attitude towards her. The counselor listened intently and finally when she stopped talking, he got up and paced around the room for a few minutes.

Suddenly, he asked the woman to stand up. Then he embraced her ever so tenderly as the woman stared at him in disbelief. Before she could open her mouth to speak, he gave her a long and passionate kiss on the lips. All the while, the husband watched the man kiss his wife.

Advertisement

He finally detached himself from the woman who was visibly swooning. Her face was flushed, and she hadn't protested while the counselor kissed her.

SAY WHAT?

The counselor turned to her husband and said, "Good sir, this is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do it?"

"Sure. I can drop her off here any day from Monday to Thursday, but on Fridays, I go fishing."

A nonchalant man. | Source: Pexels

A nonchalant man. | Source: Pexels

Advertisement

JOHNNY GOES TO A DOCTOR

It had been several days since Johnny had lost his appetite. After a week of scarcely eating, he finally decided to go visit a doctor.

After giving him a thorough exam, the doctor said, "It is a chronic evil that has deprived you of health and happiness."

"Shhh! Doctor," Johnny urgently whispered. "Could you please keep it low? The evil is standing right there!"

"But there is no one besides your wife there," the doctor said.

"Exactly."

Source: startsat60

Here's another hilarious joke about a man who walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of shoes.

Advertisement
info
Please fill in your e-mail so we can share with you our top stories!
By subscribing, you agree to our Privacy Policy
Advertisement
Related posts

20 Years after Newborn Daughter’s Death, Man Hears, ‘Dad, I Finally Found You’ – Story of the Day

February 26, 2024

Girl Watches TV Report on Plane Crash's Lone Survivor, Is Shocked to See Her Own Face There – Story of the Day

December 10, 2023

Doctor Said I'm Pregnant but I Have Not Slept with a Man for 6 Years

February 01, 2024

Childless Widow Finally Finds Happiness When Girl Comes to Her before Wedding: “Hi! Seems Like You’re My Mom”

December 11, 2023

My Wife of 9 Years Says That She Wants to Give up Our Daughters for Adoption

January 31, 2024

Dark-Skinned Dad Demands a DNA Test on Pale Baby as She Didn't Look Like Him & His Sons

February 09, 2024

Shawn Johnson Reveals Weight & Size of 2-Year-Old Son, Jett, and Fans React

December 04, 2023

Man Discovers His Partner Is Cheating On Him with Her Boss, Secretly Contacts Boss’s Wife

November 17, 2023

Kimmi Grant Also Responded to Husband Maurice's Intimacy Comments amid Her Cancer Battle

November 16, 2023

I Returned Home from Bachelorette Party and Found My Fiancé Missing, He Lied to Me the Next Day

December 01, 2023

Jeff Bridges' Wife Asked Doctors to 'Save His Life No Matter What' during His Health Crisis – Inside Their Love Story

December 04, 2023

I Jokingly Wrote a Message on My Husband’s Chest before His Work Christmas Party & Unexpectedly Got an Answer

December 22, 2023

I Found My Wedding Dress Destroyed & Cut Into 'A Million Pieces' A Few Days Before My Wedding

November 11, 2023

Wife Finds 2 Airline Tickets in Husband’s Briefcase, Catches Him on Vacation with Old Lady — Story of the Day

February 22, 2024