Daily Joke: A Couple Goes to Therapy after 35 Years of Marriage

A couple decided to attend therapy sessions after their marriage started to fall apart due to everyday arguments. They had been married for over three decades.

Tons of disagreements and fights later, a couple finally went for a marriage therapy session. They had a lot to share about why their relationship was not working, and the counselor was all ears. 

"So what do you think are your problems in this marriage, ma'am?" the counselor asked. 

A couple having a discussion. | Source: Pexels

A couple having a discussion. | Source: Pexels

"Well, well. Where do I start? This husband of mine does not care about me anymore. There is an evident lack of intimacy and I feel empty because he makes me feel like I'm unlovable."

"Hmm. Please, go on," the counselor urged. 

A marriage counselor. | Source: Pexels

A marriage counselor. | Source: Pexels

AN UNEXPECTED MOVE

"I'm tired of feeling lonely and unwanted. He doesn't even bother with physical intimacy anymore," the woman complained. 

She went on and on about the things that she didn't like about her husband's overall attitude towards her. The counselor listened intently and finally when she stopped talking, he got up and paced around the room for a few minutes. 

Suddenly, he asked the woman to stand up. Then he embraced her ever so tenderly as the woman stared at him in disbelief. Before she could open her mouth to speak, he gave her a long and passionate kiss on the lips. All the while, the husband watched the man kiss his wife.

He finally detached himself from the woman who was visibly swooning. Her face was flushed, and she hadn't protested while the counselor kissed her. 

 

SAY WHAT?

The counselor turned to her husband and said, "Good sir, this is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do it?"

"Sure. I can drop her off here any day from Monday to Thursday, but on Fridays, I go fishing."

A nonchalant man. | Source: Pexels

A nonchalant man. | Source: Pexels

JOHNNY GOES TO A DOCTOR

It had been several days since Johnny had lost his appetite. After a week of scarcely eating, he finally decided to go visit a doctor. 

After giving him a thorough exam, the doctor said, "It is a chronic evil that has deprived you of health and happiness."

"Shhh! Doctor," Johnny urgently whispered. "Could you please keep it low? The evil is standing right there!"

"But there is no one besides your wife there," the doctor said.

"Exactly."

Source: startsat60

Here's another hilarious joke about a man who walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of shoes. 

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