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Daily Joke: Student Asked Her Roommate about Her Blind Date

Jaimie-lee Prince
Jan 03, 2020
02:00 P.M.

Blind dates are always surprising, sometimes shocking, and nearly never successful. Sometimes, though, we get a laugh from what happens on such hit and miss dating attempts.

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In one instance, a blind date was a total fail for one student despite the classic car he date showed up in. Here's what happened.

Classic ride on blind date

When a student returned to her dorm room after a blind date, her roommate wanted to know how things went.

"What was your date like? Do you think you'll go on another?" the roommate asked. Unfortunate, she got a sour response.

An angry woman | Photo: Freepik

An angry woman | Photo: Freepik

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"It was terrible!" the student said. "He arrived at the restaurant in a 1932 Rolls Royce," she explained, to her roommate's confusion.

The roommate replied: "What's wrong with that? Those cars are pretty expensive. It sure would impress me."

Older man smiling | Photo: Pexels

Older man smiling | Photo: Pexels

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The student then pointed out. "Yea, except he was the original owner!" Age isn't always just a number it seems.

Blind date in wheelchair

Another man who went on a blind date was discriminated against for his condition which had left him wheelchair-bound.

Man at the bar | Photo: Pexels

Man at the bar | Photo: Pexels

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When he got back from the date, he was still a bit perplexed so his friend couldn't tell if the date had gone good or bad.

"How'd your blind date go?" the friend asked. Frowning, the sitting man responded, "Awful... I think."

He went on to say, "She walked right into the restaurant, lifted me from my chair, propped me against the table, and then walked right out."

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Group of people gathering inside the bar | Photo: Pexels

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He looked up at his friend who responded, "Aw, man, that's a shame. I can't believe she stood you up."

Little Johnny and his mom

Such a clever response doesn't just come from adults. Little Johnny always has something hilarious to say to the grownups.

One evening, his mother was applying a cold facial cream to her face. It was the first time little Johnny witnessed the practice.

Little boy holding his toy | Photo: Pexels

Little boy holding his toy | Photo: Pexels

He asked his mother why she was doing it, to which the woman responded, "To make myself beautiful."

After a short time, the woman began wiping off the cream from her face. "What's the matter?" asked Johnny. "Giving up?"

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