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Daily Joke: A Lady Stumbled into the Police Station with a Black Eye

Olawale Ogunjimi
Feb 17, 2020
12:00 A.M.

If you've ever had a black-eye, then you know how painful getting it must be—here's a story of a lady who had a black-eye but didn't know how she came about it.

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One night, Miss Potter staggered into the police station with a black-eye. An alarmed officer approached the distraught woman and asked what had happened to her.

An image of a young woman having a conversation with a young Police officer. | Photo: Shutterstock

An image of a young woman having a conversation with a young Police officer. | Photo: Shutterstock

According to Miss Potter, she'd heard a noise in her backyard earlier in the night and had gone out to investigate. On getting outside, she told the officer that she took a hit to her face and immediately fell unconscious.

The sheriff dispatched an officer to her house to make sure all was well, and nothing was amiss. The officer returned some minutes later— equally with a black eye.

"You got hit by the same person?" The captain questioned. "No, I stepped on the same rake," the officer replied tersely.

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A potrait picture of three police officers at a police station. | Photo: Getty Images

A potrait picture of three police officers at a police station. | Photo: Getty Images

THE DRUNK DOCTOR

A man lay awake in his hospital bed post-operation, he turned towards the Doctor in charge of his operation. The Doctor looked weary as he told the man he couldn't be sure about what was wrong with him.

"I think it's the drinking," the Doctor declared. The patient, looking at the Doctor, asked: "Okay, can we get an opinion from a doctor who's sober?"

An image showing a portrait of a senior male doctor smiling. | Photo: Getty Images

An image showing a portrait of a senior male doctor smiling. | Photo: Getty Images

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RELIGIOUS WOMAN ON A PLANE

There was once a woman who prided herself on being entirely spiritual. She did a whole lot of traveling for her business; however, despite her faith, flying often made her nervous.

So she made sure to never leave her Bible behind when embarking on any journey that would require her to book a flight.

One day, she sat next to a man who chuckled at her when he saw her pull out the Bible she always carried with her on her travels. She paid him no mind and kept to herself.

An image of a Nun holding a rosary. | Photo: Getty Images

An image of a Nun holding a rosary. | Photo: Getty Images

Some time passed, and the man turned to her to ask if she believed in all that she read in the Bible. She replied,

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"Of course I do. It is the Bible," came her tacit reply.

Not taking the cue that she would rather be left alone, the man plowed on: "Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?" She replied almost immediately:

"Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that it is in the Bible."

An image of an old man laughing during a card game. | Photo: Getty Images

An image of an old man laughing during a card game. | Photo: Getty Images

The woman, sensing that the man had a point he was driving at, gave him her full attention, after which he turned to her once more to ask if she knew how Jonah could have survived in a whale's stomach. To this, the woman replied,

"Well, I don't know. I guess when I get to heaven, I will ask him."

"What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked with a sarcastic smirk. "Then, you can ask him," replied the woman. Click here to read more jokes.

Source: Startsat60

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