Daily Joke: Two Students Talk about Their Childhood

This joke is about two students discussing their childhood. Read their conversation below, and you will surely laugh.

At some point, in the canteen, the two high school students talked about their childhood. "I was an extremely clever toddler. When I was ten months old, I could already walk," said one.

To which the other replied, "You call that clever? I managed to trick my parents into carrying me until I was three!"

How hilarious is that! Here's another joke to keep you laughing some more. This time, about a teacher and her students.

To check whether they comprehended the idea of getting to Heaven, a teacher was asking the students in her Sunday school class.

"In case I sold my home and my car, had a major garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" she asked them.

To which the kids answered, "No!" The teacher again asked her students that if she cleaned the church consistently, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and clean, would that get her into Heaven.

Again, the response was, "No!" Now the teacher was smiling. She was very happy. She believed that the students are getting it.

At that point, the teacher asked them if she was caring to animals and offered candy to all the children, and cherished her husband, would that get her into Heaven.

Once more, they all answered, "No!" The teacher was bursting with pride for her class. She then asked them what way she could go to Heaven. A little boy yelled out that she should die first.

What can you say about the student's response? Don't forget to share these stories with your family and friends who might need a good laugh today.

Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a young man who asks his mother for some money, telling her that he doesn't have money left.

Sources: Jokes Of The Day, Beliefnet