Daily Joke: A Boy and a Man Entered a Barbershop
One day, a man went to a barbershop with a little boy. He asked the barber to give him the best service with the best products available as the boy sat on a chair and watched him.
A man walked into a barbershop with a little boy. "Daddy is going to get a haircut now. Be a good boy and sit on the chair, okay?" the man told the boy.
The little boy obediently sat on a chair as the man asked the hairdresser to give him a haircut. After the hairdresser cut and styled his hair, he asked him to give him a shave, too.
Happy with his new hairstyle and freshly shaved beard, he told the staff that he loved the shop's service and asked them if there was someone who could do his nails.
The little boy munched on a chocolate bar as he watched the TV. After some time, the man walked up to him and told him that he was heading out to get his tie.
WAIT FOR ME HERE
"I'm going to get my special tie for the event," the man announced. "I'll be back in a few minutes. Please take care of my boy until then."
The little boy got a haircut and patiently sat on the chair as he watched the TV. An hour had passed since the man left.
"Looks like your dad has forgotten about you," the barber said.
"That wasn't my daddy," the boy began. "He just walked up to me and said that he would buy me my favorite chocolate if I came to this shop with him."
"And after I agreed he said, 'Come on, Son, we are getting a free haircut!'"
HAVE YOU BEEN ARRESTED?
A man was filling out a job application. As he went through the questions, he came to the one that asked if he had ever been arrested. He wrote "no."
The next question was affirmative to the previous question, but the man decided to answer it anyway.
"Never got caught."
Here's another joke about a waitress who spilled coffee all over a man's lap.