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Daily Joke: A Man Goes to a Psychiatrist Because He Thinks There's a Monster under His Bed

Rebelander Basilan
Mar 23, 2020
02:30 P.M.
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This joke is about a man who decides to ask a psychiatrist for help because he felt like there was a monster under his bed. 

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The man was so frightened, and the psychiatrist told him that he's willing to help in one condition. I would prefer not to be a spoiler, so just read the full story below, and you will definitely laugh.

At some point, the man went to a psychiatrist and said, "I've got trouble. Each time I get into bed, I think there's a monster under it."

Person lying on the bed. | Photo: Pexels

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He added that whenever he gets under the bed, he thinks there's a monster on top of it. The man told the psychiatrist that he should help him because he's going insane. 

"Let me deal with it," the psychiatrist answered, "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."

Man sitting on a bench. | Photo: Pexels

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The man grinned and then asked the psychiatrist the amount he charges. To which the psychiatrist replied, "$300 a visit."

However, the man didn't return to his clinic. Six months later, he and the psychiatrist met again in the city.

Man sitting on the bench. | Photo: Pexels

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The psychiatrist greeted him, and the man said that he's alright. At the point when the therapist asked him why he didn't come back, he explained that he had met a bartender who had cured him for just ten dollars.

The psychiatrist was astounded, and then he asked the man how the bartender had healed him. The man answered that the bartender told him to cut the legs off the bed.

Doctor sitting in front of his desk. | Photo: Pexels

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Whoever that bartender is, I think he deserves an award for his ingenuity. Share this joke for your friends and family who might need a good laugh today!

Reading a humorous story like this one is always fun and will definitely brighten up our day. Another story that will make you laugh is about a senior couple who were reminiscing their good old times. 

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An elderly couple was sitting on their deck chairs watching the beautiful sunset and reminiscing about the good old days.

The wife asked if he remembers how, after they were first married, he'd kind of nibble on her ear. The husband slowly got up from his rocker and headed into the house.

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Alarmed, the wife asked where her husband was going. To which the husband replied that he would just get his teeth.

Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a middle-aged man who went to his doctor for his regular physical checkup. The doctor asked about the man's daily activity level. 

Source: Starts At 60

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