The first night spent as a husband and wife can say a lot about a couple, and a young bellboy was given some valuable piece of advice by the men that checked into his hotel.
Three newlywed couples checked in at the same hotel to spend their honeymoons. Upon their arrival, they were welcomed by Dave, the bellboy, who was there to take care of their every need.
The first man had married a nurse, which made Dave think, “Nurses are known to be hot to trot.”
The second man had married a telephone operator, which made Dave think, “Telephone operators have sexy voices.”
The third man married a school teacher, which made Dave think, “Poor guy, teachers are frigid.”
The morning after, Dave returns to his workplace and picks up a room service call from the nurse’s husband.“Don’t ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night was ‘You’re not sanitary, you’re not sanitary,” the sour man told the bellboy.
Then, the telephone operator’s husband calls and tells Dave not to marry a telephone operator, saying, “All I heard last night was ‘Your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up.’”
Finally, in the afternoon, the teacher’s husband also called the bellboy and recommended him with the following:
“When you marry, be sure to marry a school teacher. All I heard last night was ‘We are going to do this over and over until we get right.”
Another newlywed couple also had their honeymoon and moved into their new house.
The husband started on a job and the wife took care of the household, which needed constant chores that she couldn’t do on her own.
“Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?” asked the wife.
To which the husband replied, “What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?”
On another occasion, the husband returned from work and his wife asked him, “Honey, the car won’t start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?”
To which the husband replied, “What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?”
Another time, on a rainy day, the wife notices that the roof was leaking, asking her husband to fix it, to which he replied, “What do I look like, Bob the Builder?”
The next day, the sarcastic husband returned home and saw that the roof was fixed, the same as with the plumbing and the car. Surprised, he asked his wife how did all that happen.
“Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them,” she answered.
“Great! How much is that going to cost me?” the man went on to ask
“Nothing. He said he’d do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him,” the wife explained.
The ever-confident husband then asked his wife what kind of cake did she make for the handyman, to which she replied:
“What do I look like, Betty Crocker?”