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Daily Joke: Woman and Her Baby Were in the Doctor’s Office

Lois Oladejo
May 22, 2020
09:00 P.M.

A woman and a baby went to see the doctor for the baby's first examination. They waited in the GP's examination room for a bit until the doctor arrived.

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When the doctor came in, he said hello to the woman and picked the baby up. After checking the baby's weight, he seemed a bit concerned. He turned to the woman and said:

"Ma'am, is your baby breastfed or bottle-fed?"

Grandmother looks down smiling at newborn grandchild in the hospital room. | Photo: Getty Images

Grandmother looks down smiling at newborn grandchild in the hospital room. | Photo: Getty Images

The woman answered, saying that the baby was breastfed. The doctor mulled over her answer for a while, and finally, he asked her to strip to the waist for an examination too. So strip to the waist she did.

The doctor pinched, prodded, pressed, kneaded, pulled, and turned for a while for a detailed examination. Suddenly, he seemed to have a "light bulb" moment as though he'd figured something out.

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He asked her to get dressed. He said, "No wonder your baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."

A smile worked its way to the woman's face, and she said, "Oh, I know. I'm not his mother, I'm his grandmother. But I sure am glad that I came."

A HUSBAND AND A WIFE WENT GROCERY SHOPPING

A husband and wife went grocery shopping. While strolling through the aisle, the husband reached out for a carton of beer and put in their trolley. Agitated, the wife said:

"What do you think you're doing?"

The husband tried to explain that the carton was on sale for half the price. $10 was a great price for a carton of his favorite beer.

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His wife didn't share in his excitement and told him to put it back; he did. Five minutes later, she tossed a face cream of $20 into the trolley.

The husband asked her what she thought she was doing. She replied, "This is going to make me look beautiful." Her husband fired back, "Well, so does the 24 cans of beer! And it costs half the price!"

No one has since seen or heard from the man, but his wife's skin looks significantly better these days.

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Source: Startsat60

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