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4 Amusing Jokes about Cooking in the Kitchen

Bettina Dizon
Jun 01, 2020
03:30 A.M.

Everyone has their funny drunk stories, but it’s not often people share about their hilarious stories in the kitchen. Here are four kitchen jokes about people.

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Although there are barely any jokes about being in the kitchen, today’s #jokefortheday includes four stories that will certainly make anyone laugh.

AN OLD COUPLE EXPERIENCES MEMORY LOSS

A husband and wife, both 80, decided to consult with a doctor after experiencing several instances of forgetting things.

After getting checked, the doctor told them that they were having problems with their memory, although physically, they were fine.

The doctor also suggested that the couple start making notes and writing things down to help recall easily. The pair then thanked the doctor and left.

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That evening, while the elderly couple was home watching television, the man stood up. His wife asked, “where are you going?” to which he replied, “to the kitchen.”

She then asked him to get her a bowl of ice cream, to which he agreed. “Don’t you think you should write it down so you can remember it?” the wife asked.

However, the husband declined and said he could remember her request. “Well, I would also like some strawberries on top,” she added. “You had better write that down because I know you’ll forget that.”

Again, the man declined and said he would remember, even repeating her instructions about ice cream with strawberries.

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“Well, I would also like whipped cream on top,” the wife added again. “I know you will forget that, so you better write it down.”

Already irritated, the man said, “I don’t need to write that down! I can remember that,” before storming into the kitchen.

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After 20 minutes had gone by, the husband returned from the kitchen and gave his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She looked at the plate momentarily before angrily saying:

“I told you to write it down! You forgot my toast!”

LITTLE JOHNNY’S FIELD TRIP

Little Johnny joined the rest of his preschool class to go to the local fire station for their field trip. As the firefighter was speaking in front, he held up a smoke detector and asked if anyone knew what it was.

Without hesitation, little Johnny shot his hand up and answered: “That’s how Mommy knows supper is ready!”

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A NEWLY-WED’S DINNER

A newly-wed couple just moved in together and were going to have dinner soon. The husband came from his study only to find his new wife in tears. “Darling, whatever is the matter?” he asked.

“Sweetheart,” she said while crying. “The most terrible thing has happened!” The wife then explained that she had answered the phone after bringing her first Beef Bourguignon out of the oven to season.

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However, she sobbed and said: “I found out that the cat had eaten it!” The husband then replied, “Don’t worry, darling. Don’t cry. Wel’’ get a new cat in the morning.”

A DYING MAN’S LAST COOKIE

A dying man laid in his bed, weak and frail. As he smelled something delicious, he realized it was the smell of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.

With all the very little strength he had left, he stood up and went to the kitchen to find his wife of 50 years baking some cookies.

He saw four cookies on the plate, fresh out of the oven. And with his last bit of strength, he reached out to get one. As his hands were about to touch the cookie, his wife rushed over, slapped his hand, and said: “No, they’re for the funeral.”

Did you enjoy this joke? Find out what happened to a man after finding his wife on the front porch with her bags all packed.

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