3 Funny Jokes about Bankers

Busayo Ogunjimi
Jun 30, 2020
11:00 P.M.
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Here are three hilarious jokes about bankers and the banking institutions. Joke number one centers on a young banker who decided to pay the most notable tailor in the city a visit. 

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After the banker looked through his closet and found that he needed a new suit, he went to get his measurements taken at the best tailor shop.

Hands of bank officer calculating loans | Photo: Getty Images

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In less than two weeks, the banker returned for the first fitting. His appearance in the suit was nothing short of epic. The customer took several slow spins to check out the suit's uniqueness in front of the mirror.

Moments later, he asked the tailor why the suit had no pockets. The tailor then responded with a question: "Didn't you tell me you were a banker?"

Customer signing paperwork with bank manager | Photo: Getty Images

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The puzzled banker gave a reply to affirm his profession. Then the tailor said:"Whoever heard of a banker with his hands in his own pockets?"

Senior tailor assisting young male customer in traditional tailors shop | Photo :Getty Images

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In for more laughs? Here's another read about two bank workers who were victims of a robbery attack.

These two accountants were enjoying their lunch at their local credit union before a group of robbers entered the bank and began intimidating every person in the building, with their weapons.

Cheerful businesswoman meets with client | Photo: Getty Images

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They instructed the customers and workers to line up as they stripped them off every valuables. During the robbery attack, the two workers maintained a reasonably close distance.

The first accountant suddenly puts something in one of the hands of his friend. The second worker seemed baffled and asked what it was. Without hesitation, the worker replied:

"It is that $50 I owe you."

A gun and money | Photo: Pixabay

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The third joke is about a man who left his Ferrari Parallel in the custody of a banking institution.

This Ferrari owner walked into a bank to seek a $5,000 loan for two weeks, and after a few minutes of discussion, a banker advised that he must provide the bank with collateral.

After hearing this, the man presented the keys to his $750,000 automobile along with the necessary papers. The bank offered him the loan.

A red Ferrari in the streets | Photo: Pixabay

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Two weeks later, the same man showed up in the bank to pay back the loan with a $15.41 interest. At this point, he smiled while collecting his keys from the same banker who excitedly commended the customer for the transaction.

However, the banker notified the man that the bank researched him and found out that he is a multimillionaire. So it was somewhat conflicting to have him loan a small amount such as $5000.

A yellow Porsche in green grass | Photo: Pixabay

The multimillionaire answered: "Where else in Manhattan can I park my car for two weeks for just $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

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Source: Startsat60

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