Daily Joke: Three Kids Were Comparing Their Dads
Children tend to boast of everything they have, including of their own fathers. Such children are the protagonists of this hilarious story.
Three little boys were comparing their fathers, and each tried to beat the other two. They went on to brag about each father's superior qualities.
The first boy said that his father is the fastest man in the world. He is so fast he can outrun a tiger. The second boy was not impressed. He said that his father runs faster than a cheetah.
Still, the third boy thought that his friends' fathers are too slow compared to his father. "Well, mine works for the council, so he's the fastest," he said.
His playmates asked how working for the council makes one the fastest. The third boy replied, "He finishes work at 5:30, but he's always home before 2 o'clock."
If that made you roar in laughter, here is another joke about two little not-so-innocent pupils. In the class, the teacher asks her young students what they want to be when they grow up.
Little Johnny was the first one to raise his hand. He said that he wants to be a billionaire. He went on to say that he wants to go to the most expensive clubs and take the best girl with him.
He would give her a Ferrari, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, and a jet so she could travel through Europe. Little Johnny added he would give his girl a credit card with no limit.
The teacher was shocked. She did not expect a young mind, such as Johnny's to desire those things. She felt it was detrimental to his mindset.
She decided to not give importance to Johnny's answer. She continued with the exercise, this time asking little Susie the same question. But Susie's reply left the teacher in shock, too. The little girl had replied, "I wanna be Johnny's girl."
If you want another laugh, check out this story of another little boy who wanted to visit the zoo.