Daily Joke: A Woman Went to a Psychiatrist for Her Child

A concerned mother went to see a psychiatrist for her troubled child, but the doctor had no idea who the consultation was indeed for. 

It can be challenging to have a problem child and not know how to relate to them. It was why this worried mother decided it was time to find a solution.

One fateful day, she took the child to see the psychiatrist and bitterly complained about the problem she was facing. She spoke to him about how the child's condition made her disturbed.

A doctor and a concerned woman discussing while the child sleeps. | Photo: Shutterstock

A doctor and a concerned woman discussing while the child sleeps. | Photo: Shutterstock

He listened to her and ran a thorough examination of the child. Once he was done, the psychiatrist turned to the woman and said:

“You are far too upset and worried about your son. I’m going to prescribe some tranquillizers for you. I suggest you take them regularly.”

She accepted the medication and took the child home. A week later, she returned to the hospital, and the psychiatrist inquired about the efficacy of the treatment.

He asked if she was feeling calmer and the woman excitedly replied saying that the treatment made her calm. When asked how her son was faring, she said, “Who cares?!”

Another hilarious joke tells the story of a teacher who asked her Sunday school class to draw images of their favorite bible stories.

The kids began drawing, and she patrolled the class, checking what each child had done. She was impressed by what each child had drawn until she stopped at little Johnny’s desk.

She studied his drawing, which had four people on an airplane, and after cracking her brain, decided to ask him what bible story his drawing represented.

Little Johnny simply replied that it was “The Flight to Egypt.” Not sure what that meant, the teacher pointed at each figure, saying:

“That must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus. But who’s the fourth person.”

To her surprise, Johnny exclaimed that the fourth person was Pontius, the pilot. To have another good laugh, check out this entertaining story of a woman who took a baby for an examination. 

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