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Daily Joke: A Wife and Husband Talked in Their Sleep

Busayo Ogunjimi
Sep 05, 2020
08:30 P.M.
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A man and his wife were fast asleep when the man suddenly yelled a word, and the woman hilariously yelled back a fitting response.

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This joke is about a woman and her husband, who are often talking in their sleep. While her favorite thing to do was attend auctions, the man loved to play golf.

One night, while he was fast asleep, the man suddenly yelled "Fore," which is a term used by golf players.

A picture of a couple sleeping in bed. | Photo: Getty Images

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In response, the woman who was also in a deep sleep yelled back, saying "Four fifty," which is a representation of how people bargain at auctions.

Enjoyed that joke? Here's another interesting one about a foreman who had ten lazy employees working for him.

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In an attempt to have them do more work than usual, the foreman decided to trick them one day. Walking up to the men, he announced that he had an easy job for the laziest among them. He then asked that the laziest man among them should put his hand up.

On hearing this, nine men put their hands up. The man then asked the tenth man why he did not raise his hand, and in reply, he said: "Too much trouble."

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In addition to those two jokes, here is another funny one about a four-year-old boy who was eating an apple.

The boy was in the back seat of his father's car, eating the apple when he noticed that the parts he bit into were turning brown. He then asked his father why this was happening.

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The man explained to his young son that the apple was turning brown because after eating off the skin, the other parts of the apple come in contact with air, which causes it to oxidize.

He went on to add that after oxidizing, the molecular structure of the apple gets changed and eventually turns it into a different color.

After saying all these, there was a long silence in the car before the four-year-old boy softly spoke and asked: "Daddy, are you talking to me?"

Click here to read more interesting jokes.

Source: Startsat60

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