Three Hilarious Jokes about Cooking Struggles

Cooking can be an eventful activity if the right recipes are used. However, it has its high and lows. Today’s #jokeoftheday tells three hilarious quips about the struggles and joys of cooking.

A young boy named Johnny went on a field trip with his classmates to the local fire station. The kids were so thrilled to be there and eagerly jumped off the bus when they got to the station.

Once they got in, a firefighter began giving them a presentation with a smoke detector and afterward asked the students if they knew what it was. When nobody answered, little Johnny raised his hands to get the firefighter’s attention and then said, “that’s how Mommy knows dinner is ready.”

A photo of ingredients of soup set on the counter ready to be cooked. | Photo: Pixabay

A photo of ingredients of soup set on the counter ready to be cooked. | Photo: Pixabay

Another hilarious joke tells the story of a couple, Tom and Grace, who attended a couple’s therapy session because of miscommunication. The therapist turned to the couple and said:

“It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”

Young couple having marriage counselling. | Photo: Shutterstock

Young couple having marriage counselling. | Photo: Shutterstock

The therapist then turned to the man and asked if he knew his wife’s favorite flowers. The husband was speechless for some minutes before reaching for his wife’s hand and saying, “It’s self-raising, isn’t it?”

The final joke is about a young girl named Sarah, who wondered about how her mother always cooked roasted sirloin of beef. Any time her mother would cook, Sarah would watch her mother cut off the ends and wrap it in a string. 

Rare roast beef meal with organic root vegetables with roasted potatoes. | Photo: Shutterstock.

Rare roast beef meal with organic root vegetables with roasted potatoes. | Photo: Shutterstock.

She would then season it before putting it in the roasting dish. After watching her mother do this time over time, Sarah finally opened up to ask why she always cuts off the end of the roast.

After thinking about her daughter’s question, the mother answered, saying she learned it from her mother. Luckily, Sarah’s grandmother came over that night, and Sarah and her mother asked grandma why she always cuts off the end of the roast.

The grandmother thought about the question and said her mother did it that same way. Great-grandmother was living in a nursing home, and the trio went there to visit her, and they asked the same question. 

Great-grandma was shocked at the question and shook her head before saying, “So it would fit in the roasting dish, of course.”

If you enjoyed this joke, click here for a story about a speeding car stopped by the police and how the witty driver got away from a ticket.

Source: StartsAt60

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