Daily Joke: A Man Was Playing Chess with His Dog

We all know that dogs are man’s best friend, but the man from today’s joke took that saying to the next level. Not even his human friend could believe what was happening.

A guy goes to his friend's house to share some pizza with him and sees that the door is half-open. After knocking a few times, the homeowner asks him to get in and join him in his hobby room.

Once the guy gets in, he sees his friend playing chess with his dog, a Yorkshire Terrier. Clearly surprised, he stays and watches them play for a few minutes.

Man playing chess | Photo: Pixabay

Man playing chess | Photo: Pixabay

After that, the guy points out that he cannot believe what he sees. “Your Yorkie is the smartest dog I’ve ever seen in my whole life!” the young man says. The homeowner replies:

“Nah, he’s not that good. This is only the first time he beat me.”


Speaking of smart animals, this joke is about a duck who walks into a convenience store and asks the worker: “Do you have any raisins?” The worker says no, so the duck leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and asks: “Do you have any raisins?” The worker says no again, and the duck leaves. The following day, the duck walks in and asks: “Do you have any raisins?”

The worker is not in the mood, so he yells: “Jesus! This is the third time you have come here asking for raisins. We don’t have any! If you come back asking for raisins again, I’ll nail your feet to the floor! And I mean it!”

As expected, the duck leaves. He returns the next day and asks, “Do you have any nails?” The worker says no. The duck replies:

“Good! Got any raisins?”


Ready for another laugh? This joke is about a young boy who spent the afternoon at his grandfather’s place as his parents were busy. “Can you make a frog noise?” asks the boy.

“I could, but I’m not really in the mood,” says the old man. The boy is unwilling to take no for an answer, so he keeps asking his grandpa to make a frog noise.

A few minutes later, and already tired of the boy’s non-stop requests, the old man asks: “Why are you so interested in me making a frog noise?” The kid responds:

"Mom says when you croak, we can have this house."

Source: Startsat60, Startsat60.

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