Daily Joke: Man Tells His Boss That He Knows Everyone
A man told his boss he knows many celebrities in the world. After proving to be friends with a famous actor, the President, and the Pope, the boss finds out his employee is more popular than he thought.
Dave, a 45-year-old accountant, was having a conversation with his boss one day when he started bragging about knowing everybody there is to know.
To prove his point, Dave asks his boss to name anyone, and he would prove that he knows them. Thinking long and hard, his boss mentions famous actor Tom Cruise.
Dave lets out a laugh, proudly says he is old friends with Tom Cruise and books them a flight to Hollywood, California, where the actor mostly lives.
Getting to Hollywood, Dave and his boss go to Cruise's house, knock on the door and await a response. The actor soon opens up and shouts: "Dave! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!"
Though Dave's boss was really impressed, he still has doubts and tells his employees that knowing Tom Cruise might have been a mere coincidence.
Trying to clear his doubts, Dave asks his boss to mention any other popular figure in the world, and he would once again prove that he knows the person.
This time, his boss mentions the United States' President. In response, Dave says they are old friends and asks that they fly to Washington to prove it.
At the White House, the President sees Dave, beckons to him and his boss to come over. Though the President was initially going for a meeting, he suggests that they have a beer first.
Once again, the boss is impressed but still, he is yet to be convinced. After leaving the White House, he mentions his doubts to Dave, who implores him to name another famous figure.
He mentions the Pope, and in response, Dave tells him they are going to Rome. There, the two men get in line with the masses at the Vatican, making it almost impossible to catch the Pope's attention.
Dave then tells his boss he would go upstairs and come out on the balcony with the Pope. True to his words, Dave came out with the Pope but surprisingly, his boss had suffered a heart attack and was surrounded by paramedics.
Dave quickly rushed to his boss's side, asking what caused the heart attack. His boss quickly responds, noting that it had something to do with Dave's appearance with the Pope.
He said: "You and the Pope came out on to the balcony, and the man next to me said, 'Who is that on the balcony with Dave?'"Enjoyed this joke? Here is another interesting joke.