Daily Joke: Two Blondes Were Preparing to Be Blasted into Space
Two blondes were excited that they were going to be blasted into space. Not too long after their mission briefing, it turns out they had forgotten all they had been told earlier.
Two blondes had been looking forward to the day they would finally go to space. Their excitement knew no bounds as they awaited their dream day.
On the day they were to be shot into space, they were given their mission briefing and told all they would be doing when they got there. Not too long after they left the briefing, one of the girls turned to the other and asked if she had any idea where they were going.
The second responded with full conviction and said that the man in charge, who gave them their briefing, had said that they were on an important mission to the sun.
"Oh," the first blonde replied. She paused for a while as though she was thinking and said to her partner: "Won't it be a bit hot, it being the sun and all?" Stunned, her partner replied:
"Don't be stupid, the man said we are going at night."
Here is another joke about an elderly couple who died and went to heaven. The couple, both 85, had been married for more than 60 years before they died. The last ten years of their lives had been a healthy one because the wife had a keen interest in health and exercise.
When they got to heaven's gate, St. Peter took them to their mansion in heaven. It was beautifully decorated with a spa, a beautiful kitchen, and an elegant master bedroom.
Stunned, the old man asked St. Peter how much the great house was going to cost them. To their surprise, St. Peter replied, "free, this is heaven."
They proceeded to survey the championship golf course the home had. It turned out that they would have golfing privileges every day.
Each week, the course changed to a new one representing the greatest golf courses on Earth. The couple was stunned, and the old man asked again, "What are the green fees?" St Peter replied:
"This is heaven; you play for free."
After that, they went to the clubhouse and what they saw amazed them. They saw a lavish lunch buffet with the best of delicacies lined up for them. The man asked how much to eat.
With some exasperation, St Peter replied, Don't you understand yet? This is heaven; it is free!." Timidly, the old man asked for the lowest cholesterol table.
St Peter then explained that the best part of being in heaven was that they could eat all they wanted, and they would not bother growing fat or sick.
Hearing that, the old man began to throw tantrums. He threw down his hat and stomped his feet angrily. St. Peter and his wife tried to calm him down and asked him what was wrong. He looked at his wife and said:
"This is all your fault. If it weren't for your blasted bran muffins, I could have been here ten years ago!"
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