March 04, 2021
A driver had always dreamed of driving a train since he was a child. He loved to make his train go as fast as possible until one day things got out of hand for him.
A man had always dreamed of driving a train since he was a kid. His fascination for speed was the driving force behind his ambition.
Finally, he became a train driver and fulfilled his childhood dream. He yet had a chance to be as fast as he wanted. He had a penchant for making the train move more quickly.
One day, his love for speeding got out of hand, and he was involved in an accident. His reckless and careless driving caused the crash.
He was able to get out alive, but someone else had lost his life in the crash. Passerbys and other passengers accused him of causing the death of a passenger.
He was taken to court and tried. The judge found him guilty and decided that he should be sentenced to death. He was told to count each day because his last was near.
On the day of his execution, he was told that he would be given whatever he wanted to eat. He surprised them when he asked for a single banana as his last meal.
After eating the banana, he was taken to the electric chair where he would be electrocuted. He was strapped to the chair, and the switch was flipped on, but what happened surprised them.
Sparks flew, and smoke filled the room, but nothing happened to the driver. At that time, the law stated that if execution failed halfway, the person should be set free because it could be divine intervention.
The man was set free and was given his old job as a driver. Once again, he went back to his speedy ways, and two passengers were killed.
After his conviction, he requested two bananas as his final meal, and after being strapped to the chair, once again, he was unharmed and free to go.
Once again, he went back to his old job and killed three people. He requested three bananas, and the executioner refused to give him and said he had had enough of his bananas.
The driver was strapped to the chair without having anything to eat, but once again, he was unharmed. The executioner was speechless, but the driver said:
"Oh, the bananas had nothing to do with it. I’m just a bad conductor."
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